Obamastory (very immature)
Missiles out of his nipples and blew up buildings but never actually hit hitler or goku or osaso anne frank was hiding in one of the buildings so she jumped out right in time and hitler and goku saw her hitler wanted to get rid of her because she was a jew
Star Zero episode 1
\*cartman\*: i told you we should've left the jew there. \*kyle\*: shut up fat ass! \*fox sr.\*: oh crap. not the south park kids. \*human\*: what? they're that bad in person? \*fox sr.\*: worst. \*cartman\*: hey, i remember you.
Homicide Detective
He was jewish too, so it was a joke between us." "he was a rabbi and a police detective?" my chuckle made me realize that the term wasn't as popular now as it used to be. "no.
United Through Two Worlds Chapter 11
She was raised jewish by her parents in britain; although she turned to christianity near the end of her life" "end? how did she die?" he asked, will sighed as he replaced the cross cufflink "breast cancer took her, chemo wasn't enough."
Chapter 5: Night Delivery
For a woman of asian ancestry, she might as well have been my jewish mother.
scootaloo gets her wings
"no, i got that figured out, a growth spurt, it's simple, i was jew one, and it happened overnight" scootaloo said looking at her new wings as they flapped then folded them away yawning.
A Single Candle, Part 3
As a jewish friend of mine might say, you're a _shtikle meshugge,_ but who isn't?" the canine laughed, then looked up with an expression of guilt on his muzzle. "not too many speakers of yiddish on the res, i take it?"
The Joyous Melody (ROUGH DRAFT)
The gazebo and piano shop were all that was left of the 17th century city that 2 men made a home out of, and as the nazi regime condemned more and more jewish people a mother fled from them seeking shelter.
Ripple Effect
'There is evil there that does not sleep.' (Boromir, about Mordor) "So..." Klein asked Fugue nervously, "what have you been up to?" He remembered the blowfish fondly, but there was something 'off' about him somehow that the skunk couldn't quite...
Natural Habitat Interviews 5: Ophelia, and The Ten Questions
A jewish friend of mine introduced me to the term _pilpul,_ which is a type of hair-splitting discussion that is more about showing off how clever you can be, rather than proving a point. i find that to be a lot of fun. **what turns you off?
The Joyous Piano (Final Draft)
The gazebo and piano shop were all that was left of the 17th century city that two men made a home out of, and as the nazi regime condemned more and more jewish people, a mother fled from them seeking shelter.
Deep Blue
He finally noticed her from above the pier as he flew overhead. Scylla was tied up to a pole, plunged so deep into the earth under the shallows that went back and forth between high and low tide between the shore and ocean that there was no way that...