_Henry's Ninth Wife_
_by_
_Vixyy Fox_
Henry was a miserable old thing
Married eight times, he liked to sing,
'Heigh and Ho and Hie,
They must all serve me their pie.
If they don't,
Stoat or Goat,
Their heads all get cut off by and by.'
...
Fox, Humor, Poem
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4MwxWG3C0&feature=player\_detailpage#t=4037s](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4MwxWG3C0&feature=player_detailpage#t=4037s)
Don't mind that you can't understand a word - there's enough sex, violence and horror to keep...
Humor, Journal
hey hey we're the furries
come and join the fun.
we like to be silly, goofy, derpy
Dance, prance, and siiiinnggg.
Hey hey we're the furries
come and take our paws.....
We'll romp and stomp and
swish our tails all day long....
come along and...
Humor, Poetry
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Evil Quill Weave pt. 3
She opened the letter from her tailor in the Imperial City immediately upon receipt from the courier.
"Dear Mistress of Evil," the letter started. Quill-Weave was happy to see that the Khajiit had addressed the letter...
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_The two furs are getting ready for bed after a busy day. In the bedroom glare from the street light shines through the blinds, bathing the queen-sized bed in a dim glow. They crawled under the pile of warm, fuzzy blankets and...
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17th June 2007, at morning.
FOXES
Beep! Beep!
Over and over again, trying to wake him, hopelessly. Till it gave up, not for long, just goingover to another tactic. The sound of electric guitars reached his ears which twitched a little in...
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Written By Vexen
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