Fairyland Magic
#2 of pundamentals okay... my second submission for the pundamentals contest takes us to fairy-land (no, not that kind of fairy), where cinderella isn't living quite as happily-ever-after as we might have been led to believe.
#deep (Pundamentals #1)
The winter nights in the summer evenings are things rarely felt. The feel of the cold seeping through your warm flesh when the water is warm. The feel of fear is something you'll always know. There is no such thing as a fear you've never felt. I...
A Strange Day Out
#3 of pundamentals another entry in the pundamentals contest. hopefully just made it by the skin of my squeak. a little bunny rabbit goes for a walk on a warm spring day and... well, that would be telling. warning: this one is bad. really bad.
Return of the Shaggi
#1 of pundamentals this is bad. it's seriously bad. no, really. i can't tell you just how truly, magnificently, homerically bad this is. you may think that someone you know tells bad jokes, but that's just peanuts compared to this one...
Masseustela (Pundamental #2)
Ok, so i can't claim to have written this pun, but when i saw it yesterday in a comment on a get fuzzy comic strip i couldn't resist writing a 2nd really quick story for the back to pundamentals contest.
The tragic tale of Bunny Fufu.
Just a little something to get your creative juices flowing and a hint to enter the pundamental contest that i'm running until the end of september! little bunny fufu was running through the forest scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head.
Sheepish (Pundamentals 2)
A second entry into the pundamental contest. i hope it won't hurt ewe too much. if you like my work (or if you're just a glutton for this sort of pun-ishment!)
The Good That Won't Come Out (Pundamentals #2)
The Good That Won't Come Out, by Vye Riosaki Dear Friend, I don't know you. I don't want to. You might be like them, just going with the rapids and ripping out the rocks. You might drown me. Drown me with your indifference and your sympathetic looks....
Handicapping (Pundamentals 1)
If you haven't seen the challenge yet, get details for new writing contest, back to pundamentals and join in the fun. this is my first entry (each is allowed three, maximum). starting off slowly, a mild groaner for no particular reason.
History Lesson
Although this ends in a truly egregious pun, it's not an entry in the "back to pundamentals" contest. my three entries are already posted, and they're more furry-based -- the puns themselves relate to furriness.
Pundamental Contest Story
Tall white ears disappeared into a rough woolen cap, bound tightly under the chin by a few felt straps. A few pawfuls of dirt applied liberally to the cheeks completed the effect. The royal prince grinned as he leaped to the window and shimmied down...