Beer Brawl
The bartender hands the two beer goggles just as the strippers motion to him that they're finished as well. at the same time, the friends with benefits and drivers arrive on the scene. "only ten shots?" toby asks. "awwww man." "come on, hun."
Beer Me
"barkeep, beer me!" a blue-and-pink skunk yelled across the crowded bar.
Fennecs are Short (Otherwise Untitled)
#39 of short stories a fennec tries to buy beer. ~ the gas station smelled strongly.
SO Sorry For My Long Absence........
I have two knives in my room right now as we speak with beer as we speak. anyway, for my stories and my profile on sofurry, i don't know anymore.
Chocolates and Beer Nuts
Sydney put a candy chocolate in tj's mouth, and tj put a beer nut on sydney's. they stayed like that, just them and the waters and the fading light, even when the stars showed up in the sky. "happy valentine's, sydney."
021 - Prime pt.04
They took aim and sure enough, one by one they landed the ball in every beer cup, much to the shock of their audience. bloop, bloop, bloop.
Once again Chapter One
I ordered a beer and sat looking around while i waited on it. i wanted to say something to the dragon but i was too shy to say anything. i sipped from my beer when it got to me. i had drunk two beers before the dragon spoke up.
Full Forward
So you can imagine his motivation when the quick thinking scoreboard operator replaced a section of the scoreboard with: hotdogs: 3 beers: 1 with the fourth beer-drenched bun already finished, lou chomped and swallowed the last frankfurt and
Brewed
Something about beer got him incredibly bloated, and the wolfdragon just relished that feeling. it was one he chased in a sense, always with food though, and when he got it from beer he just loved the stuff that much more.
A Strange Day Out
"i'll have a pint of beer, please."
Chisagi Brant Root Beer
He popped open one of the cans and took a sip of root beer. "uh hey, quick question, that root beer..." the smaller chisagi asked. "it's caffeine free, right?" "no. why?" nait asked. he didn't get an answer.
Poetry for (Message deleted) XD
I usually release poems in my journals, but i want to make this one a "story" to test which gets a better response/viewing. Also im not good at serious titles soooo... PS: dont be an asshole (ie rags) You know who you are :3 (come back soon, and...