Beer Me
"barkeep, beer me!" a blue-and-pink skunk yelled across the crowded bar.
Beer Brawl
The bartender hands the two beer goggles just as the strippers motion to him that they're finished as well. at the same time, the friends with benefits and drivers arrive on the scene. "only ten shots?" toby asks. "awwww man." "come on, hun."
For a Case of Beer
Then they stopped for one brief moment before the nervous little man said "so...send the guy a bottle of beer?" "oh, _hell_ no! send him a case."
Spring Brew
Josh said in all honesty, "i just drank some of that beer and then-" "wait. _this_ beer?" greg asked holding up the empty beer can before chucking it into the trash can.
A Strange Day Out
"i'll have a pint of beer, please."
Poetry for (Message deleted) XD
I usually release poems in my journals, but i want to make this one a "story" to test which gets a better response/viewing. Also im not good at serious titles soooo... PS: dont be an asshole (ie rags) You know who you are :3 (come back soon, and...
Full Forward
So you can imagine his motivation when the quick thinking scoreboard operator replaced a section of the scoreboard with: hotdogs: 3 beers: 1 with the fourth beer-drenched bun already finished, lou chomped and swallowed the last frankfurt and
Shifting
Now, in the present, she stood at a flimsy wooden table in a tiny new york city apartment, clutching a bottle of cheap beer in one hand and gripping the front of her graphic tee in the other.
Brewed
Something about beer got him incredibly bloated, and the wolfdragon just relished that feeling. it was one he chased in a sense, always with food though, and when he got it from beer he just loved the stuff that much more.
SO Sorry For My Long Absence........
I have two knives in my room right now as we speak with beer as we speak. anyway, for my stories and my profile on sofurry, i don't know anymore.
That Gay Goth Dog: CHAPTER 13: The Brother (part1)
Chandler said, drinking his beer. "who's the new husky?" alex asked. "oh, that's cody, hayden's brother." i said and high-pawed josh. "nice bra! he gay too?" josh asked hayden "that's up to him to say if he is or isn't."
Chocolates and Beer Nuts
Sydney put a candy chocolate in tj's mouth, and tj put a beer nut on sydney's. they stayed like that, just them and the waters and the fading light, even when the stars showed up in the sky. "happy valentine's, sydney."