History Lesson
Although this ends in a truly egregious pun, it's not an entry in the "back to pundamentals" contest. my three entries are already posted, and they're more furry-based -- the puns themselves relate to furriness.
Ameowzing Day
'oh god, are we doing more cat puns? i swear if that theory is true it must have been a 40 year old dad that went back in time and is making everything into a cat pun.' luna knew he should stop thinking so hard over becoming a cat anthro.
On The Lamb
On the Lamb By CalexTheNeko Scott ran out through the bank doors his heart going a mile a minute. His clutched a small brown paper bag in his hands that contained the spoils of his endeavors. Several people on the sidewalk jumped back as he came...
Buff and Fluff vs the Muscelid Menace
"since i refuse to say your name as it's a freaking pun, i'm just going to say you. you are going down, you." buff sprung into action, his feline agility only marginally hampered by his musculature.
(First Book) When 2 worlds collided - Background Info
Doctor Professor Nick Sheffield, a young, highly educated revolutionist. He works in Tesla City, a secret government city established in England. The city itself can be seen as an equivalent of the American scientific project "EUReKA". Nick Sheffield...
Invention of the Week #1: The Maid Machine
Hello! I'm Amelia and I invent things. Sure things can backfire, boy do I know but luckily I've worked out the kinks in my devices that'll allow people to revert back if the things I make don't work the way they should. Sure it's a little too late for...
New Beginnings
It was a cool night in mid-January, the clear, crisp air ringing with the sound of mirth and joy. The city was always alive, and tonight was certainly no different. Though it seemed there was one extra fur joining the streets tonight. Her name was...
(Second Book) When 2 worlds collided - WAR - Detailed Character List
Name: Akaro Velmo Status: Mated (open) w/ Nick Sheffield Special remarks: Very muscular, flirty, humorous and caring. ...
GOD DAN IT!, DAN (part1 of 2)
I giggle and say "don't you mean... god dan it" i laugh for some more and say "sorry, bad pun... had to, so what did you call me over here for?" he says "do you want to find treasure and get rich?" i almost spit-up and say "oh, god yes!!"
GOD DAN IT!, DAN (part 2 of 2)
The next day I am plowing the soil for my little potato farm, Bret walks up and asks "Isn't it a little late in the year for potatoes?" I turn to face him and say "yes, but I had a bad growing year this year, the dirt was too tough, so if I rough-it-up...
(Fanfiction) Shirokuma's Café
Shirokuma asked before pulling out his usual pun pranks out of habit. "that's he-" grizzly retorted out of habit too before shaking his head and shouting at the polar bear, "now is not the time for your freaking puns, shirokuma!"
Dreams of Tomorrow (Intro)
# Dreams of Tomorrow ## Chapter 1 # "...why, yes, I have some doctor friends. Should I call one?" I nodded and turned my back on the cat woman. There was only one thing in my mind: I had to protect that house. There was something coming, and I...