On The Lamb
On the Lamb By CalexTheNeko Scott ran out through the bank doors his heart going a mile a minute. His clutched a small brown paper bag in his hands that contained the spoils of his endeavors. Several people on the sidewalk jumped back as he came...
New Beginnings
It was a cool night in mid-January, the clear, crisp air ringing with the sound of mirth and joy. The city was always alive, and tonight was certainly no different. Though it seemed there was one extra fur joining the streets tonight. Her name was...
History Lesson
Although this ends in a truly egregious pun, it's not an entry in the "back to pundamentals" contest. my three entries are already posted, and they're more furry-based -- the puns themselves relate to furriness.
GOD DAN IT!, DAN (part 2 of 2)
The next day I am plowing the soil for my little potato farm, Bret walks up and asks "Isn't it a little late in the year for potatoes?" I turn to face him and say "yes, but I had a bad growing year this year, the dirt was too tough, so if I rough-it-up...
Ameowzing Day
'oh god, are we doing more cat puns? i swear if that theory is true it must have been a 40 year old dad that went back in time and is making everything into a cat pun.' luna knew he should stop thinking so hard over becoming a cat anthro.
Buff and Fluff vs the Muscelid Menace
"since i refuse to say your name as it's a freaking pun, i'm just going to say you. you are going down, you." buff sprung into action, his feline agility only marginally hampered by his musculature.
Dreams of Tomorrow (Intro)
# Dreams of Tomorrow ## Chapter 1 # "...why, yes, I have some doctor friends. Should I call one?" I nodded and turned my back on the cat woman. There was only one thing in my mind: I had to protect that house. There was something coming, and I...
Pink Salmon
Despite the non-canon feline shenanigans and catty puns, this fishing short story almost works as a follow-up to mello's other stories should you be interested in reading any of them, although this works standalone too.
Guessing Games
Even the dumbest puns set him laughing. however, understanding the importance of high-brow humor, marik tried not to make many puns. he planned his jokes very carefully and only punned when it carried a real kick. "fuck yeah, i am."
(Fanfiction) Shirokuma's Café
Shirokuma asked before pulling out his usual pun pranks out of habit. "that's he-" grizzly retorted out of habit too before shaking his head and shouting at the polar bear, "now is not the time for your freaking puns, shirokuma!"
Risk
"hey watch it, any more puns like that and i'll get jalapeno face." his face twisted into a look of genuine anger. though bryce knew that twinkle in his eyes too well. that was always his tell.
World building for the Undertale AU
"nice pun, bro." "i, the great papyrus, made a pun? oh, how i hate today." "you made two, actually." "nyeh! i did not!" "a young goat is called a 'kid', bro. that makes two."