Thanksgivin' Dinner

"yeah...you're right...i have a lot to be thankful for...and damn i haven't put the ham in the oven!" he'd say rushing towards the beautifully prepared ham. he'd push it into the now full oven and close the door. "see?"

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What Will Happen To The Innocent?

She placed it in the pan along with another piece of ham. she left the last two un cooked. she yawned letting the piece of ham cook for 7 minutes and the bacon for the ten minutes just like sol asked.

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Futzler Files #6: Futzlers, Ham, and Heartache

"bllaaaaauuuuhhhhhggghhhh" \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* i sat at the table gnawing on my hot ham roll. my leg was bouncing a mile a minute as the rest of my body itched to go and try talking to sam again.

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A Strange Day Out

Could i try your ham toasty, and another pint of beer?" "be right with you, sir."

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Ander - Chapter 4, Subchapter 4

Luke said, not so much carving the ham as stabbing it. "what do you think about all this, vee?" valery didn't really know what to think, so she just calmly and quietly went about slicing the bread.

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Ander - Part 4: Subchapter 4

Luke said, not so much carving the ham as stabbing it. "what do you think about all this, vee?" valery didn't really know what to think, so she just calmly and quietly went about slicing the bread.

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Spat's Revenge: The Kidnapping

Remember back in chapter one when i found the little girl in the old ham's house? if so, continue. if not go back to the first chapter.

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The Micro Editor

"you seriously found a tree with ham sandwiches growing off of it like fruit?" "yes! i saw it myself! right here!" thomas held up the lunch pail with the ham sandwich in it to show the rest of the group. 1q2w3e4r5t6y7httyyyyyyyyyyy "erica!!!!"

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A Very Veil Christmas

"that's right, you're here too, and i hope you enjoyed the ham, i marinated that shit in so many spices...it took a lot of work." he started. "but that's not what i'm talking to you about, i invited you here too for a reason." veil continued.

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Shapeshifter City: Sam and Sarah

I looked at the cheetah, "there's a convenience store a couple blocks back that sells ham sandwich. do you thi--" "definitely," aaron interrupted.

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The Queen's Feast

A servant grabbed the first plate, containing a glazed ham of massive proportions, and handed it to david, who did the honors of bringing it to her snout.

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Discovery

The sizzling of the ham ended when he slid them onto two separate plates; the larger slice was for himself, while the smaller piece was for his brother.

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