SSAS (A Poem From Your Friendly Neighborhood Lycanthromancer)
It's new! It's improved! It's the SPAM you can spray! Despite how you vomit, our SPAM's here to stay! Roadkill tastes better, but WE won't say that--and we'll never tell you it's made from your cat... Decayed Soylent Green™ never tasted so grand,...
Hunted, Part 4: Engulfed In Scat & Washing Wolves
Three hours after noon, the sun beats down on a large, oddly placed clearing in the middle of an otherwise enormous, towering forest; inside that field was a mismatched group of animals: a wolf, a tiger, a grizzly bear, and an Argentinosaurus. Alfred,...
Discipline
A rookie cop confronts his partner for being a slob on the job—it backfires. i never wanted to be paired up with eckhart.
Eric
Eric had always hated the tufts of hair that hung over his hooves. They got in the way more often than not, got him the attention of being different that few other aspects of his body did, and were so hard to keep clean. Granted, they did help out in...
Eric
Eric had always hated the tufts of hair that hung over his hooves. They got in the way more often than not, got him the attention of being different that few other aspects of his body did, and were so hard to keep clean. Granted, they did help out in...
A Milky Delight
Rastaban's white scales cut through the morning canvas, the sun just peaking over the horizon and turning the sky purple and orange. His webby fringe shuttered and fluttered as the wind ripped past it and his ears. Pink eyes scanned the ground bellow...
No Major Injuries
It had been a mistake, to let his mind wander onto the fat slob; it brought up memories of leers cast his way from a recliner, the dim flicker of the television and the stench of beer and unwashed fur.
Beauty and the Wolf Chapter 10
"it's not my fault your mother is a no account slob. she should take care of you, not the other way around. and your father is away a lot with work correct? i'll bet he has a mistress..."
The Rich and The Poor Part 1
Conrad said getting a bit tispy with all the wine he was drinking....he was a slob but a rich slob.
Thick and Thick Outro
Hyede groaned as he stepped out of his car, leaning back and stretching out his back with a heavy sigh. It had been a long day for the panda, as he had been all over town rounding up fur after fur after fur for the meal which Sasuke had requested...
Bathtime
Bathing wasn't exactly a time that he could eat for that matter, and thusly he would often just let himself get to be deserving of the title of a slob before he would finally cave and get himself washed.
King Dolby
Dolby had always known that he was going to be king. This was no secret to him, nor to those that had known the pink fox for longer than a few moments. That fact alone was obvious about the vulpine, and yet it was something that had come as a shock to...
Pre-Summer Fun - Part 3
"well, when allen first moved into the dorm he was a slob." tristan said smiling deviously at allen. "he barely had any provisions for his needs so i supported him almost half of his time as a freshman." "i wasn't a slob."
Father fucking revenge
>he's probably a seasoned champ at knob-slobbing if he can just throat it like that. >the wet, nasally suckling draws you in, though -- it's like everything you imagined but with a wriggling, bumpy tongue that drives you nuts.