Two Sides to Every Tale

**Enter G!** The sight and smell of the ocean did wonders to calm G Stewart as he leaned against the railing of the boat. In about an hour, the ship he was on would dock at Nuvema, a small and modest port-side town in the Unova region, and he...

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Intel In The Alleyway

I am fluent in over six-million forms of whoop-ass!" "wha-" the twi'lek's gobsmacked jaw was shattered by an artificial fist. the back of his skull would have cracked too, when it hit the alley wall, if not for the cushioning of his headtail mounts.

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Some Disassembly Required

I am fluent in over six-million forms of whoop-ass!" the gladiator droid raised up her arms in a simulation of bravado as she strutted about the small ring.

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The Codex Chapter 2: Ambush

We whooped ass!" darvo said while moving closer to the counter. once he reached the counter he slammed both paws onto the wood, making it shake before extending one claw towards the bartender's throat, pulling him in close.

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The Dawn of a New Age: Trials and Tribulations - Act2/Chapter5

Scratching my head again, i replied, "i opened a can of whoop-ass? are you sure?" "positive." answered maylene; here hands still held tightly around a staggeringly powerful force that threatened to explode forth at any given instant.

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My Emerald Angel

Like a little pod of whoop-ass growing in a can!" fara let out a breath, speaking to may telepathically once more as her nine tails waved slowly, her will-o-wisp embers falling to the ground like soft, blue snowflakes.

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Symphonie Fantastique (Act I): Scene 1.

We saved a lot of time by foregoing any of those fancy new gee-whiz weapons systems and kept the entire main and secondary batteries, our good old-fashioned long-range naval whoop-ass. got her from mothballs to first patrol in five months.

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Complex Problems (A Star Fox/Bucky O’Hare crossover fanfic) Chapter 1

"just say the word boss, me guns are loaded and ready to open a can of whoop-ass one these scervi wart faces" deadeye added, now came the hard part, waiting for the first volley to be fired.

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West Islands Chapter 7: Assault on the Fortress

The lucario started slightly when he heard hank whooping behind him, and turned just in time to see the zoroark kicking a hypno square on the nose, dazing the psychic-type and knocking them onto their back while hank stood triumphantly over them, laughing

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