Tweetin' Donald
(to the tune of Rockin' Robin)
He tweets from the West Wing all night long
Sendin' out facts that he knows are wrong
And when they post them on NBC
He tweets "Fake News is killin' me!"
Tweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee...
Music, Parody, Political, Trump, lyrics, tweet
^w^
donald trump
takes a dump
he's a grump
and a chump
needs a thump
and a bump
we wont jump
for donald trump
Donald Trump, Hate, Haters, Hazel3, Hilarious, LMFAO, Lmao, Lol, Make fun, Making fun, Mock, Mocking, Mocks, Poem, Poet, Poke fun, Poking fun, President, President of america, Random, The united states, Trump, Trump hater, Trump haters, USA, america, fun, funny, good, hater, randomness, rofl, silliness, silly, united states
Donald trump would never come all the way up to newfoundland just to cod fish with some random person... and two. my boat motor is broken.
Donald Trump, Dream, Flying, Orbit, Space, Trying to die, cutting, diving, fishing, floating, knife, stabbing
He was right to call upon this slayer of gods, his trump of trump cards, the spooked undead could not help but smile upon his fortune. his luck that the enemy would make his first and would-be-last move.
Comedy, Darksouls, Story
#3 of macro furries
as popper trump's pets as giants he became not scared anymore, but the other people are still scared around the city.
**popper trump's p.o.v.**
after they said "no! we like being big." i've got used to them becoming giants.
Destruction, Macro, furries
"captains, i introduce you to twelve;" michael said, "and her trump, the vengeance."
cibbie struggled to her feet, and slowly walked towards the captains, stopping short.
Alien, Dragon, Dragoness, Drake, Fighting, Magic, No-Yiff, Robot, Sci-Fi, Sheep, Violence (Not In Yiff)
Yeah, i was making fun of donald trump way back in '06 or so for his role on the apprentice. i hope that doesn't trigger some poli-sci nerds.
so anyways, this story is meant to be tongue-in-cheek as alluded to above. make of that what you will.
2006, Contemporary, Employment, shenanigans
He dresses up as donald trump. he goes out for the night and he goes out for the halloween. mr. smith disguises as the ghost he sneaks to trick or treaters. booooooooo everything gets a fine booooo!!!! all the trick or treaters cries.
Andrew smith, FTC, Halloween, Stealing
"you are wondering about your new trump, yes?"
brenton nodded. "what do you know, ace?"
jay put his card away. "your new trump is called glacial cradle. it took king and i many weeks to design.
Alien, Anger, Canine, Depression, Dragon, Dragoness, Drake, Fighting, No-Yiff, Reunion, Robots, Sci-Fi, Story Progression
Yes, i hate trump and no, i don't think he's ever raped somebody either. but all that i want is a chance to be with someone, even just a little. will that raven haired do? or that gibberish-spewing idiot confined to a wheelchair (no offence...)?
lonely, past
"fathers trump sons, reginald. always have, always will."
venti rolled his eyes, hoping the constant gesture wouldn't give him eyestrain.
Fiction, Hyena, Jackal, Microfiction, Otter, Ted, Venti, Welcome Back to Cappuccinos!, otis