Prompt: Write about a time when you were afraid and eventully got over your fears and accomplished something great.
This one time i was taking a very important test and after doing very well on the multiple choice i got to the essay portion of the...
funny
It t'was a cold and lonely night,
the stars were out the moon was bright.
Wolfy lay, but could not sleep,
nothing helped, not even counting sheep!
So up he sprang, right out of bed,
Sneaking out with silent tread.
He made it through the...
Poem, funny
One day, a talented cook or chef, a special one with face of brown, will make the Piece of cookie found from it's hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the kitchen, this Master Builder will thwart the cookie and save the miles ritchen,...
Fantasy, funny
This was a story written way back in 2003. I know there are grammar errors and such. But I would hope I fixed myself since then.
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**Introduction to a Story**
The cabin was small compared to most cabins. Black billowy smoke rose...
General, funny, heroic
Once upon a time there was a girl who had big breasts,
They were the biggest in all of the house hold. Roommate got jealous and
Got bigger breasts by wishing,
The end
X3
F/solo, funny
A funny-smelling look started to form on sky's face. he turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place.
'th-th-those are just my grandma's live hand grenades from when she used to have pet south american hissing sloths.
Clean, Monkey, funny
**RANDOM**
by _Shinrufurdrag_
Random had just gone back home from shcool, he was so tired. He found a cat on the way, it was black. He was racist, so he shot the cat with a gun his dad had given him when he was only seven.
-"This'll avoid...
Random, Weapons, funny
Who ever said being a Pokemon was easy? NOTHING is ever easy, and thats the truth. You think Superman found it easy lifting that meteor away from the earth? NO! In his mind he was saying things like "HOLY HELL THIS IS HEAVY!". Just because he has super...
No-Yiff, Pokemon, Story, funny
I am truly the best cook in the world
Breakfast = ya like that ever happens ether I don't eat because of lack of time or I make somthing and it get dumped in the garbagge because i burned it black and crispy
Lunch = Random MRE from box of randomn...
Clean, Cooking, No-Yiff, funny
(spyro) uhh hey ember.
(ember) hey spyro! Why do you look so suspicious.
(spyro) well..uhm... about last night...
(ember) what about last night!
(spyro) I kinda saw you and flame mating...
(ember) YOU WHAT!
(spyro) let me explain...
Ember, Short, Spyro, funny