Not Funny
That's not funny." "it's not a joke. sorry about that. the emergency protocols are really strict; i don't like them. but you can see your progress here at least. it's not painful, you might even like it!"
The Funny Thing Called Love
#1 of the funny thing called love when did all this happen? when she was caught? did he always have these feelings toward her? as she looked at him inside the mirror she was pressed up against, she wondered.
The Funny Thing Called Love
#2 of the funny thing called love when did all this happen? when she was caught? did he always have these feelings toward her? as she looked at him inside the mirror she was pressed up against, she wondered.
Silly Little Ash (Pokemon Story)
Who ever said being a Pokemon was easy? NOTHING is ever easy, and thats the truth. You think Superman found it easy lifting that meteor away from the earth? NO! In his mind he was saying things like "HOLY HELL THIS IS HEAVY!". Just because he has super...
a short funny spyro story
(spyro) uhh hey ember. (ember) hey spyro! Why do you look so suspicious. (spyro) well..uhm... about last night... (ember) what about last night! (spyro) I kinda saw you and flame mating... (ember) YOU WHAT! (spyro) let me explain...
Sneaky night
It t'was a cold and lonely night, the stars were out the moon was bright. Wolfy lay, but could not sleep, nothing helped, not even counting sheep! So up he sprang, right out of bed, Sneaking out with silent tread. He made it through the...
Heroic Misadventures
This was a story written way back in 2003. I know there are grammar errors and such. But I would hope I fixed myself since then. * * * * * * * * * **Introduction to a Story** The cabin was small compared to most cabins. Black billowy smoke rose...
You know you'r furry if...
Just a fun funny lil list me and my mate put together hehe...funny how much of it is true xd you know you're a fur if... #1.every time you go on youtube, you end at horses fucking.
(Furry satire) Joining the furry fandom
I was scrolling around some message boards, just thinking about this thought in my head. The thought of joining the furry fandom. I thought about it because I have always been interesting in writing about anthropomorphic animals, cartoon animals, and...
Jerry the Jolly Jackrabbit and the STD (or, What Happens When Blitz Tries to Write a Children's Story)
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Newark, New Jersey, there lived a jolly jackrabbit named Jerry. Jerry was always jolly; nothing seemed to make him sad. He had three best friends in the whole wide world, each one as jolly as him: Freddy the...
The Gift
_While i was working on Serious-Sevens (_http://serious-seven.deviantart.com/) _pic request i got an idea for a short story involving his character. Not long till christmas, Thomas the cheetah receives a strange gift from an unknown giver with...
A Growing Problem - Macro Sona Story
A few days had passed since the events that lead to an ordinary human being transforming into a dragon with god-like powers. Andracca was trying to adapt to his new forms and powers, his life as Joe feeling like a distant memory, even though it hadn't...