RANDOM
#3 of Retarded short stories
I wrote this one in school, I was bored and I asked a friend to give me a random theme for me to write a short story about. He just said "random".
RANDOM by Shinrufurdrag
Random had just gone back home from shcool, he was so tired. He found a cat on the way, it was black. He was racist, so he shot the cat with a gun his dad had given him when he was only seven. -"This'll avoid someone some bad luck, eheh..." he thought to himself as he kept walking towards his house which he already saw from the distance, at the other end of the street. He knocked at the door because he had forgotten his keys in the morning. He waited a moment, no one opened. -"Fuck! I'll have to climb the balcony again!" He walked to the other side of the building, where was the balcony connected to the living room. He grabbed the pipe attached to the wall, and pressed his feet against it, moving himself up the balcony. He grabbed the edge and lifted himself up. Once on the balcony, he opened the window and was finally in his house. -"Do I have to kick the door to be heard ?!" he yelled, thinking his sister just didn't hear him knocking. He violently opened her room and she was not there. -"God, I'm gonna strangle her! She went outside without telling me ?!" he was mad. He grabbed a pillow and tore it apart, revealing an AK-47 that was inside. He used it to shoot a vase which contained a key to a secret chest in the basement. With the key he opened the chest and found an other key for a door in his closet. He opened the closet and took a little knife, which he used to cut a little rope that was rolled around a black box under his bed. Inside the box, he took a grenade. He put it in his pocket and waited for his sister to come back.
One hour later, he heard her sister giggling from the distance. She was with her friends. "No mercy" he thought. He ran to the balcony, saw her and screamed "YOU WENT IN THE WRONG NEIGHBOURHOOD MOTHERFUCKER!" before unpinning the grenade and throwing it at them. She thought it was a joke, but before she even realized it was not, she was dead. -"God may have mercy upon your sins, daughter of a libertine..." he said with a badass tone. He put some sunglasses on, looked at the corpses and said: -"Deal with it, I am Random."