Human boy to Elite hero CH.4

.^ p.s. all rights belong to bungie, 343 industries, and not my sexy ass rofl

, ,

Mass Retard Effect -Day 2-

"haha rofl this fgt gon get h1s ass kiked lol!" cortana yelled, flailing her arms around more than elmo does in a whole season of sesame street. "shut your ass up, or i'm going to shove your ass up your ass you asshole!" shephard yells at cortana.

, , ,

The Rare Trans-Stone: First Contact (original)

(rofl it's a joke.) i am pleased to give you chapter 1 of the rare trans-stone. first contact! woot!

, , ,

Slam - Chapter 1: Liquid Gold

#1 of slam this is my first story, so please don't yell at me, if you find something wrong, tell me, but don't just write "lol rofl gay fag n00b, joo are teh suxorz! i hate joo! ur story iz shiz, i hope u di3 in teh fire!" this isn't counter-strike!

, , ,