breaking furry hearts top rules 10
rule 1. Remember the person who you are breaking you must avoid thinking about how they will feeel. rule 2. Pretend your saying it to someone you really hate rule 3. Act like a totall @$$ then rip out there emotions. At the end of the day punch a...
Hermaphrodite's Hermits - No Milk Today (Parody Song)
[To the tune of: Herman's Hermits - No Milk Today] No milk today, my vixen ran away. In memory stands her bust, a symbol of my lust. No milk today, in the park a common sight, But newbies passing by, don't know the reason why. How could they...
The Emu Armada's Invasion
#3 of my written works a somewhat silly, yet also somewhat serious story i wrote as a request for br1mstone on furaffinity. it was a clear, straight shot for quite some distance. eerily so.
Comment #1 on Symbiosis By Felsune
Comment on: [Symbiosis Chapter 2 Rewards By Felsune](https://www.sofurry.com/view/1171512) There once was a female brawler / Who fancied herself a dungeon crawler / Once force-fed slime / She's now level '99 / So if you need help give her a holler...
How Many Bears DId That? (silly poem)
#1 of poems and lyrics just a silly and maybe funny little poem that i wrote a long time ago (it was the first written art i ever uploaded to an art site).
FurLibs 2017 - The Grand Furry Pastime by Ianus (and panel attendees)
This silliness is the result of that. the grand furry pastime ah, baseball! a tradition as american as \_roadkill\_\_, \_drawing\_\_\_, and \_onion paste\_\_\_.
Fur Libs 2017 - My First Furry Convention by Poettigress (and panel attendees)
This silliness is the result of that. thanks to poetigress for supplying this base for that year.
Silly little bird
#2 of poetry silly little bird, i see you leap and play. i wish that i could soar, the way you do so gay. i see you in the sky, i watch you as you sway, like a gentle lover, upon the breeze you stay.
Voices
A very silly stress-relief poem i wrote while angry, short, silly, and not all that good, but i felt like sharing it anyway. remember kids, sometimes your bestest friends are the human beings you most desire to violently murder.
Rawrporate Downsizing
Rawrporate Downsizing. © Tsumi '14 Characters Themselves. It was strange for him to feel self conscious. Not that being a dinosaur, in a nicely ironed button-up and slacks, towering heads over his colleages didn't draw attention to him, that's...
Tinker
Whizzing,whirring spinning,turning sparking,flashing and gears spinning take it apart and put it back together twist that knob and pull the lever thats what a tinkerer is how very like a cat bursting with curiousity ooh!whats inside...
Theatrics Under Dinner (Otherwise Untitled)
~ The kobold's armor was gleaming with the reflections of the bright lights above, the gray wooden sword held firmly to his grasp. All around, the crowds of customers were cheering with excitement at each of his lunges and feints. Down in the dirt and...