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Sneezing The Way Out

sneezing the way out by varien quill from rags to riches.

Comedy, Commission, Fantasy, Hippogryph, Hyena, Micro, SFW, Shrinking, attempted vore, safe, sneezing

Tim And The Three Little Pigs

Tim sneezed and went up to the door and knocked. "hello? are you there george?" "go away" "i can't. i need you to pay your rent" "i don't have any money" "open up or i will have to...ah ah achoo!"

House, No-Yiff, Pig, Violence, Wolf, eating, mean, sneezing

Their Color

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Chocolate, Clean, Contemplation, Couple, Descriptive, Female, Female lead, Female protagonist, Fox, Humor, Lion, Love, Male, Music, Quiet, Short, Short Story, Slice-of-Life, Thought Provoking, Vixen, Vulpine, art, colorful, colors, description, detail, detailed, environment, happiness, imagery, lyrical, marriage, married, musician, perception, perspective, play, playful, poetic, saxophone, senses, sensory, setting, style, vivid

The Wanderer

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Blues, Death, Music, Poetry, interpretive, jazz, life, scars, sonnet

Pinewoods: Leo & Mike interlude

Mike's hair tickled leo and he sneezed again, leaving a long clear trail of snot trailing from his nose. mike licked it away, like mother bird feeding her young. it tasted salty. leo chuckled softly. "ew."

Couple, Cute, Deer, Gay, Gecko, Kissing, Lizard, Stag, sneezing, snot

Water Closet Trolling

_Water Closet Trolling_ "Rotten sniveling little backwashed dog-trash lazy stupid ugly . . . ASS!" Ledding's voice echoed off the whitewashed walls of the station and clean linoleum floors. He ascended the stairs and looked around the main...

Bathroom, Comedy, Cougar, Dingo, Libel, Mouse, No not slander just libel, Slander, Toilet, Wolf, harassment, mountain lion, slapstick

The Experiment

Her head jerked forward in a vicious sneeze and the 'phin rubbed her head, soothing away the spark of pain on the top of her head. sneezing was a vile act for a dolphin - hard on the blowhole. were real dolphins even supposed to sneeze?

Anthro, Cetacean, Cetas, Clean, Comedy, Dolphin, Dragon, Dragoness, Drama, Equine, Fighting, Growth, Inflation, Mare, No-Yiff, Nude, Nudity, Reptile, Rubber, Rubber fur, Size Change, Stallion, Threat, Thrill, Transformation, Violence, danger, eastern, experiment, tf, virus

Fledgling Developments: Magic Tiers

I didn’t mean to sneeze on you. although with how much kissing we’ve been doing, you’re probably already infected if i’m sick—” atlas cut her off. “no. not that! you didn’t sneeze! it was… it… i saw it!” “huh?”

Adolescent, Adventure, Avaeria, Character Development, City of Wings, Dragon, Dragoness, Drake, F/M, Female/Male, Feral, Fledgling, Flirtation, Friendship, Hugging, Kissing, M/F, Magic, Male/Female, Oridian, Short Story, Slice of Life, Teasing, Teenager, Teenagers, Worldbuilding, Young, Young Love, Young Romance, flirting, making out

Rejecting God

_Rejecting God_ It was a remarkably average day until Randall got a call from God. His shift at the restaurant had ended and he was relaxing at home. The possum was tired, wondering if it was worth it to turn on his video games when his phone...

Bad jokes, Cat, Comedy, God, Humor, Husky, Possum, coffee, conversation, dating, diety, ox, pheasant, puns

Castrato

**_Castrato_** They brought the cub to me when he was five. Even one such as I was skeptical. I demanded a demonstration. He looked to his father, a destitute, grubby thing, embarrassed to be in the presence of one such as myself. In my fine home,...

Angst, Avian, Eunuch, Mammal, Music, Opera, Stream of consciousness, Vignette, child, musician, society

Proper Planning

_Proper Planning_ "Hey, Kevin," Lukas, a slightly stocky raccoon in his late twenties, said, "would you mind helping me out and stocking bread?" Kevin, a scrawny fennec some years younger than Lukas, turned away from the vending machine and his...

Comedy, Crime, Fennec, Humor, Night shift, Possum, Raccoon, Retail, bomb, morons, slapstick

Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts

**Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts Across Time** _May Fourth, Los Angeles_ Professor Albert Rosen will apparently not be facing charges over what his critics call "an inconceivably stupid and catastrophically dangerous series of...

Article, Comedy, Humor, Satire, Time machine, silly, time