Rhyme, Rhyme
Rhyme, rhyme, so sublime - If you'd catch up with the times. Fine lines? Piece of cake! But the rain they've yet to make. Spells, spells. Ring the bells! Church says you will go to Hell. Words, words, all were heard! Weather patterns? None...
...And Everything
"...Sir, we've lost a thread." "WHAT!? How's that even possible?" "We're still investigating the issue, but it seems our modeling software is vulnerable to cosmic rays, and the process attachments can on occasion lose connection. The estimated...
3: The Five - Basic Overview
In the dusty and irradiated aftermath of the cataclysmic early 23rdcentury, representatives from an alien civilisation descended from the skies across the Earth, offering salvation in exchange for obedience. "Wear these rings," they said, "and we will...
2: The Exoself and Divinity
Life has a supernatural component often described as a shadow that it casts on the surface of the universe. It usually cannot be detected, but as the intelligence of a species grows, so too does the size and complexity of the shadow being cast. The...
Grad-Bash Part 5
._ i turned around and in the most satirical tone i could muster, said, "oh, and since all the blood left you're brain and went down there, which was probably not a lot, by the way, this is me breaking up with you."
Sessility Gruffloafer Scoffrouse, the Conjurer Cat
Okay, i know i'm propogating a negative stereotype, and i don't mean to offend anyone, but really it's a satire on the musical and what andrew lloyd webber did with t. s. eliot's poetry.
Adze
Scene: Interior office, Adze headquarters. Full product line of Men's deodorant body washes and sprays line the shelves behind the President's desk. In front of him, the Men's Gift Sets, complete with body scrub sponges and special shampoos and hair...
Leon's Poem
Leon's poem everything is manufactured, life has become a satire for emptyness, a series of fabricated events that repeat, from one person to the next.
(Furry satire) Joining the furry fandom
A satire i attempted to write because i was sick of people trying to convince me to conform to being the boring fox or wolf. i was scrolling around some message boards, just thinking about this thought in my head.
Ninety Nine Vixens
Song & Silliness Copyright 2002 ANTIcarrot Disclaimer: These vixens are professionals - do not attempt to imitate them! Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall Ninety nine bottle of beer You take one down and pass it around, Ninety...
69 Corinthians 69:69-69
Porn is impatient, porn is unkind. It is covetous, boastful, and arrogant. It is rude, self-seeking, and angry. It is a record of wrongs. It rejoices in unrighteousness. It bares everything and believes in nothing. It is there when righteousness and...
Grad-Bash Part 19
Most of it was just nervous ramblings from me, and satirical comments at my expense from him. i tried to shake the nerves off, but, by design, they're hotwired to my body.