The 12 Days of Satire Christmas
On the eleventh day of christmas my mansion gave it to me, 11 piglets, 10 user requests, 9 tails of a kitsune, 8 eeveelutions, 7 mobile games, 6 league of legends champions, 5 new nintendo switch games, 4 internet memes, 3 build a bear plushies, 2 betta fishes
Static Memory Record 86-75309
Y/n: n \<\< uplink not established by user request. \<\< external device identified, bus id 01.01 \<\< device string: eu40xx series [prototype] s/n ak-4750 (compatible eu4010) \<\< using eu4010 direct access driver \<\< accessing device intrinsicmemory
Isolation-Excerpt 14-Escape Attempt
"chdisk is verifying user id...accepted, state user request." james typed in, "disengage quarantine, class 1, authorization 0034126781" "chdisk is verifying authorization...accepted", the first box checked off.