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Sneezing The Way Out

sneezing the way out by varien quill from rags to riches.

Comedy, Commission, Fantasy, Hippogryph, Hyena, Micro, SFW, Shrinking, attempted vore, safe, sneezing

Tim And The Three Little Pigs

Tim sneezed and went up to the door and knocked. "hello? are you there george?" "go away" "i can't. i need you to pay your rent" "i don't have any money" "open up or i will have to...ah ah achoo!"

House, No-Yiff, Pig, Violence, Wolf, eating, mean, sneezing

Pinewoods: Leo & Mike interlude

Mike's hair tickled leo and he sneezed again, leaving a long clear trail of snot trailing from his nose. mike licked it away, like mother bird feeding her young. it tasted salty. leo chuckled softly. "ew."

Couple, Cute, Deer, Gay, Gecko, Kissing, Lizard, Stag, sneezing, snot

Workplace Romances

_Workplace Romances_ Kevin was destined for greater things. No, those greater things weren't astronaut or politician or "_coffee master_," whatever that was; but greater than the night shift at a crummy grocery store. The fact he hated his job was...

Boar, Comedy, Drama, Fennec, Humor, Night shift, Raccoon, Retail, Romance, Sad, Snow Leopard, conversation, saluki

Proper Planning

_Proper Planning_ "Hey, Kevin," Lukas, a slightly stocky raccoon in his late twenties, said, "would you mind helping me out and stocking bread?" Kevin, a scrawny fennec some years younger than Lukas, turned away from the vending machine and his...

Comedy, Crime, Fennec, Humor, Night shift, Possum, Raccoon, Retail, bomb, morons, slapstick

Sexist Windows

_Sexist Windows_ "I have the sneaking suspicion this window is sexist." My friend looked at the window of the university cafeteria we were sitting near as streams of rain ran down it. Currents moved within the streams, appearing as moving scales...

Food, Fox, Humor, I was stone cold sober when I wrote this too, Rain, Snow Leopard, Vixen, WTF, conversation

FML With Coda

_FML_ Kevin placed a few more candy bars on the rack, trying to arrange them neatly. Then he leaned back, tossed his head behind him, rolled his shoulders and sighed. Part of it was sincere fatigue, the other was sincere boredom. Not a lot of...

Comedy, Fennec, Retail, Rubbers, Sad, This is a story about safe sex, african wild dog, awkward, condoms, sheaths, sleeves

FML

_FML_ Kevin placed a few more candy bars on the rack, trying to arrange them neatly. Then he leaned back, tossed his head behind him, rolled his shoulders and sighed. Part of it was sincere fatigue, the other was sincere boredom. Not a lot of people...

Comedy, Fennec, Retail, Rubbers, Sad, This is a story about safe sex, african wild dog, awkward, condoms, sheaths, sleeves

Their Color

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Chocolate, Clean, Contemplation, Couple, Descriptive, Female, Female lead, Female protagonist, Fox, Humor, Lion, Love, Male, Music, Quiet, Short, Short Story, Slice-of-Life, Thought Provoking, Vixen, Vulpine, art, colorful, colors, description, detail, detailed, environment, happiness, imagery, lyrical, marriage, married, musician, perception, perspective, play, playful, poetic, saxophone, senses, sensory, setting, style, vivid

Moving On

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Poetry, Sad, interpretive, rock n' roll

Little Wings of the Storm

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Bells, Birds, Music, Poetry, Thunder, colors, interpretive, leaves, lightning, storm

The Wanderer

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Blues, Death, Music, Poetry, interpretive, jazz, life, scars, sonnet