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I Wish I Could Go Back to Fur Con
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Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts
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The Egg Laying of Mrs. Easter Bunny - Chapter 1
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The Egg Laying of Mrs. Easter Bunny - Chapter 5
If she was a boy, she couldn't be trapped as a girl in this painful situation, and where was the humor in that? it was the perfect imbalance that could never be in her favor.