American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 6, "Don't Die Frozen Over" - Part 2
The sun sets between the mountainous range as the van drops the four winning mustelids of the white team in front of the ostentatious chalet they won the right to sleep in. "This is like we were in Switzerland, are you kidding me?" William blurts...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 6, "Don't Die Frozen Over" - Part 1
Apopka, Florida March 3, 2020 10:00 PM The clock shows it's late in the evening as the eight mustelids make their way into the Burrow, a dejected Eddie way ahead of the rest, reeling from the hard duel he just endured. William looks up,...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 8, "I'm Way In Too Deep To Bow Out" - Part 1
March 11, 2020 Nassau, Bahamas 82° F A white Boeing 737 painted in the Bahamas Air livery skids down an asphalt runway, gently rolling towards the airport's main hub. As soon as the hostess tells the passengers they can unfasten their...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 4, "Tooth And Nail" - Part 1
Ten mustelids walk into the Burrow's front door, led by an exhausted Arron - the honey badger immediately falling on one knee as soon as he gets to his bedroom, looking up in a mute prayer. The group scatters around the top floor, Eddie letting out a...
Saying No Chapter 3
He had sat down on his newly relocated couch and tried watching tv, but instead had found himself thinking about only one thing-which of course is where he found himself an hour and a half later, the tv still running pointless reality tv programs from
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 4, "Tooth And Nail" - Part 2
The whole group is huddled around the medical team assisting Crispin, the massive otter still passed out after losing his consciousness underwater during the team challenge. The contestants' faces betray extreme concern as Dr. Paul proceeds to...
Pacifism
The cat said, and everyone chimed in laughing like a twisted audio that you hear in reality tv shows.
Born This Way: Chapter 16
"and i was stuck out here watching reality tv." hiasaki answered and folded his ears back with a long suffering look. "do you know how boring that is? this woman has been yelling at cooks for the last half an hour.
Horfie, the Selective Service Elf
He was one of those impressionable people you see in every job who watches too much reality television. the door to santa's office slammed open. the old man had removed his jacket, exposing his suspenders and patterned cashmere sweater. "hey you!