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American Mustelid Alpha - Promo

._ ~greasy z, 29, hog badger, automobile mechanic "they ain't ready, yanno..." a hog badger sporting a bright green mohawk chuckles as he looks over the cameraman's shoulder at the mustelids queueing to get their physicals over with.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 1, Part 1, "I'll End Them Myself If I Have To"

Raymond whispers to the mohawked hog badger in front of him, looking in awe at the lutrine.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 9, "Bring Me To The End, Dude" - Part 2

"it sucks bein' this close, i'll tell ya..." the hog badger nods.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 2, "What Are The Chances?" - Part 1

The jailer walks over, a bit of a frown on his face, but he shakes paws with the hog badger nonetheless.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 8, "I'm Way In Too Deep To Bow Out" - Part 2

A switch seems to go off in the hog badger's brain.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 7, "I Was Taught These Guys Got Feelings" - Part 2

Ludwig exclaims, the hog badger shaking a fist in triumph as he pulls himself down the wall. from the bench, john is left somewhat literally slack-jawed at the hog badger saving himself. "he's a fucking cockroach!"

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 8, "I'm Way In Too Deep To Bow Out" - Part 1

\*the hog badger draws a long pause, looking at the camera in a knowing way\* "now where's their employee handbook?" ~greasy z, 29, hog badger, automobile mechanic "man, torque..."

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 4, "Tooth And Nail" - Part 2

Greasy z is chatting up with some younger ladies on the side of the track, the three girls openly laughing at the hog badger's cracking jokes.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 1, Part 2, "Steel Or Cardboard"

~#19 greasy z, 29, hog badger, automobile mechanic_ although the hog badger looks excited, most of the contestants are giving the trial second thoughts.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 5, "Young Thing" - Part 1

Arron shoots the hog badger a bewildered glance. "way to mock some fur's personal beliefs, z. very mature of you," he scoffs. "hey, i'm just sayin' it in a way you'd relate..." the hog badger shrugs.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 4, "Tooth And Nail" - Part 1

The hog badger oinks. "nah, just mine," john replies. "same..." kenneth adds, to the hog badger letting out a frustrated snort.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 6, "Don't Die Frozen Over" - Part 1

~greasy z, 29, hog badger, automobile mechanic the hog badger walks a few steps back, looking at the obstacle with a determined look on his muzzle.

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