Cinderella and Prince Charming were married, and everyone rejoiced. The country was safe, offspring were guaranteed (an heir and a "spare") and the fairy-tale ending was had by all. Except it didn't quite work out that way. See, Cinderella - real name...
Groan, Humor, Magic, Pundamental, Pundamentals, argh, joke
In spite of his joking rate quite impressive, i succeeded to remember some of them i wouldn't want to.
this one:_
"with a guy like you, she can't get bored."
_or this one:_ "as a result, when will introduce her to your parents?"
Clean, Comedy, Daddy jokes, Ferret, Husbando, Multiple, Speculations, Story, Weasel, confession, fishing
"is this how the story is going to end, with a clichéd dream within a dream joke?" he scowled at the author and waved a disgruntled goodbye. "that's it, i'm out of here." as he stepped out of the scene, he mumbled "worst ending ever..."
Cat, Comedy, F/M, No-Yiff, Shrinking, Vore (soft), corny jokes, fourth-wall, hyon
"apocalypse bringer" was no joke and it couldn't be fooled. even trying to do so could have disastrous consequences. but his body hurt and he didn't like it. surely a healing spell wouldn't do anything... bad. he gulped.
quote:
casting _heal_...
Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, MLP, Magic, My Little Pony, Otherworld, Parody, Pony, Short, alicorn, joke
They had the pizza graveyard in their car, yet they found no one to sell them their dog. Monday came, and all they could think about was sandwiches, but sandwiches seldom have a habit of falling out of the sky, so they went home hungry. They still had...
Car, Food, Graveyard, Monkey, Spider, Swing, Toenail, joke, non-furry, nonsense, park, sandwich, whimsical
V23: The Next Tester
Nearly a month had past since I had asked Renamon out. Things had not been going well. We hadn't been fighting, but that was mostly due to the fact that we weren't talking. Now we had to face the next tester. And pendulum of fate...
Biomerge, Digimon, Justimon, M/F, No-Yiff, Reference, Renamon, Story Progression, Story Series, Teenagers, hippie, joke
I walked into a small room, a few of my friends there; the room had a distinctly ominous feeling, that's for sure - but then again, why would I care?
Anyway, as I walked in, my tail brushed across the door. The two police officers were sitting down...
Psych Self, Shirai
You and your stupid jokes." she said as she slapped his chest.
"now, get your little butt off me and go get dressed. we need to eat breakfast before we go to the convention center."
"yes, daddy."
Amanda Fuchs, Bertha Karhu, Female logic, Jacob Fuchs, Marshall Fuchs, Michael Thomson, Michelle Tierboskat, Ophelia Fuchs, Pamplets, Stupid Jokes, Telephone calls, Wanda Anaguma, argument
After the first attack from the first Northern dragon that ever came to the west (at least from recorded history), the dragons and their riders started to become aware that their danger didn't only come from the Dragonsbane, but from a potentially...
Bear, Character Development, Dark, Dragon, Dragoness, Gay, Gay Relationships, Homosexual, Power, Reference, Seraphor, Spyro, Story, Story Series, Talk, Video Games, Young, joke, light, shifter
He stepped away from the stove and did a little bow, sarah doing a little joke applause to complete the moment. the boy was trying his hardest to impress her and it showed.
Alcohol, Avian, Bedroom, Bittersweet, Canine, Cat, Cervine, Character Development, Clean, Couple, Coyote, Deer, Eagle, Feline, Female, House, Kissing, Laughter, Love, Male, Party, Romance, Roommates, Snow Leopard, Straight, Wine, dinner, joke, slice of life