Laugh at a dragon, go to jail.
The traveler stopped before the town entrance, looking at a sign posted there with some confusion. "Laugh at a dragon, go to jail. It's the law," the sign said. "And just who in the world would laugh at a dragon?" the man wondered aloud. "Oh, you'd...
He Lurks
He lurks in the shadows wearing a conspicuous dark jacket among other offbeat clothes, a silent protest to how shallow our society hath become.
ARGO Chapter I ~ Damned
It was offbeat from what little words passed between us and as such caught my attention. "c-cyrus." "justine." she reached out her hand.
Corrupted Souls -- Chapter Four
He's a bit of a quiet fella with an offbeat sense of humor. very good with languages. he's fluent in 4... wait, that's now 5 languages" "heh heh..." he chuckled. "new meat, eh?" lastly, she pointed at the vixen.
The personal files of Frank Timpson
Axel tends to give off an air of hospitality (when his dark side isn't in control) and has an offbeat sense of humor. he's one of those people that you just can't help but want to find out more about.** ** **
Hero, Chapter 19 - Blood and Fire
Torren had chosen his words very carefully; reya could tell from his jerky, offbeat paw movements. he was concentrating more on the wording than the flow of his sentence. "or you could be a spy," aris countered.
Vector's Memoirs; The Chaotix That Was (Part Eight)
The place was already proving just as offbeat as its owner... restored from the outside with vague european flair, while boasting a touch only used to make something look abandoned. he had his reasons, but it was good for a chuckle or two.
Vector's Memoirs; The Chaotix That Was (Part Seven)
In that half a week, i'd changed both the company policy **and** our methods of casework, taken up with an offbeat client in a shady, dead-end tavern i wouldn't normally go _near_, slept with the least likely woman in my everyday world, and fired the same
Scales and Honor: The Shattered God: Chapter 22
The air was almost colder as they watched in silence, the only sound the offbeat groans of the ship around them. asterion whispered a prayer to korde before thumping his chest, insisting that he lead the way.
Black Magic - Chapter Five: In Her Arms
"besides, it felt like i was coming here to interrogate you or something, so of course i was a little offbeat." "ever the serious one." maya giggled, a very cute expression for her.
The Merchant's Slave pt4
Even with the music playing, the pace that he was keeping was an entirely separate thing, his grinds and thrusts, even the rocking of his waist against her own was offbeat from the notes themselves.
This is War (Chapter21, Book8)
Somewhere further away, a horn sounded rhythmically, beeping at an offbeat cadence to the other car alarm. the shock began to wear off. kalen's voice faded in and out, briefly. the vampire kept his hands on rue's face. "you need to transform.