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Embarrassingly Meaty
**Embarrassingly Meaty** By Lykanos Wulfheart Lykanos delicately balanced the dainty morsel upon the bridge his nose. Though tantalized by the fragrance of the tasty treat, he behaved, listening to the commands of the one who placed it. Licking...
Can I be Your New Rival?
How corny could he be? then, her eyes caught something she had not noticed before. attached to one of the hyon's ears was an earring.
Love Is... Chapter 1
She was smiling more widely than ever though, still amused by these old and corny jokes that martin seemed only to have discovered recently even though she'd heard them ever since she was a cub!
Jason's Nightmare - Part 9 [Breaking the Ice... sort of]
"and besides, the worst i can do is a corny joke." jason added. "i don't really act so retarded, even i have my dignity." "sure you do..." raiki commented sarcastically. "you're just thinking of some excuse to get mad at him." guren replied.
Tauren Joke
This is a very old and corny joke that i thought would be cute if set in the world of warcraft. i love the tauren and they're so much fun write. if you're easily offended, then this short story may not be for you. atepa rushed to the elder's hut.
In the Negative
She hoped, though, that at least a few of his features, such as his goofy grin and his corny jokes that could make her laugh even on her hardest days, would remain intact.
Invane: Having Fun
Ignoring the swift confusion that the author had place to make a corny joke however, we tilted our heads to one side. we frowned and whimpered. wondering in confusion as to why we were here.
A Journey in Hell - Chapter 4 [Gluttony - Part 1]
There are swear words and an extremely corny joke so... just a heads up. brandon awoke with the raging storm banging against the wooden shutters that covered the window.
Vriska Vulpix's Journal
It wasn't the first time he used that joke, which is to say he uses it whenever he can. normally i would scoff at such a corny-joke, but this one always makes me smile for some reason and this time was no exception.
Anima Chapter 17
I couldn't help but smile at the corny joke. nash shuffled through the letters before removing one from the stack and handing it to me. "this one for you." i looked at the envelope.
Krystal’s Magic Show
The audience laughed at the rather corny joke, even clapping their hands. krystal rolled her eyes, but decided to continue on with the show. after all, it wouldn't be right to be a buzzkill during a magic show.
If It Bleeds It Leads
Mike guffawed (he always was a sucker for a corny joke) and i smiled as i sipped my beer. at some point, someone (probably mike) offered to make a large paper star for his right horn, but he'd have to "stoop over like the tree for the rest of the night."
Jimmy and Connie do a convention
After so many hours cooped up in the car listening to countless corny jokes and little affectionate verbal jabs it felt rather good to finally get the upper hand.