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Sneezing The Way Out

sneezing the way out by varien quill from rags to riches.

Comedy, Commission, Fantasy, Hippogryph, Hyena, Micro, SFW, Shrinking, attempted vore, safe, sneezing

Tim And The Three Little Pigs

Tim sneezed and went up to the door and knocked. "hello? are you there george?" "go away" "i can't. i need you to pay your rent" "i don't have any money" "open up or i will have to...ah ah achoo!"

House, No-Yiff, Pig, Violence, Wolf, eating, mean, sneezing

Pinewoods: Leo & Mike interlude

Mike's hair tickled leo and he sneezed again, leaving a long clear trail of snot trailing from his nose. mike licked it away, like mother bird feeding her young. it tasted salty. leo chuckled softly. "ew."

Couple, Cute, Deer, Gay, Gecko, Kissing, Lizard, Stag, sneezing, snot

Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts

**Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts Across Time** _May Fourth, Los Angeles_ Professor Albert Rosen will apparently not be facing charges over what his critics call "an inconceivably stupid and catastrophically dangerous series of...

Article, Comedy, Humor, Satire, Time machine, silly, time

Moroneae Domesticus

Characters and content copyright sneeze 2010. please don't use without permission. _moroneae domesticus_ it was a slow, dreary day at the gibbettville sheriff's office.

Arachnophobia, Cougar, Dingo, Fiction, Humor, Mouse, Spider, Wolf, bleeps, delusion, prose, ridiculous

Their Color

Characters and events are copyright sneeze 2010-2011. please don't use without permission.

Chocolate, Clean, Contemplation, Couple, Descriptive, Female, Female lead, Female protagonist, Fox, Humor, Lion, Love, Male, Music, Quiet, Short, Short Story, Slice-of-Life, Thought Provoking, Vixen, Vulpine, art, colorful, colors, description, detail, detailed, environment, happiness, imagery, lyrical, marriage, married, musician, perception, perspective, play, playful, poetic, saxophone, senses, sensory, setting, style, vivid

Moving On

Content copyright sneeze 2010. please don't use without permission.

Poetry, Sad, interpretive, rock n' roll

Little Wings of the Storm

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Bells, Birds, Music, Poetry, Thunder, colors, interpretive, leaves, lightning, storm

The Wanderer

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Blues, Death, Music, Poetry, interpretive, jazz, life, scars, sonnet

Castrato

**_Castrato_** They brought the cub to me when he was five. Even one such as I was skeptical. I demanded a demonstration. He looked to his father, a destitute, grubby thing, embarrassed to be in the presence of one such as myself. In my fine home,...

Angst, Avian, Eunuch, Mammal, Music, Opera, Stream of consciousness, Vignette, child, musician, society

Workplace Romances

_Workplace Romances_ Kevin was destined for greater things. No, those greater things weren't astronaut or politician or "_coffee master_," whatever that was; but greater than the night shift at a crummy grocery store. The fact he hated his job was...

Boar, Comedy, Drama, Fennec, Humor, Night shift, Raccoon, Retail, Romance, Sad, Snow Leopard, conversation, saluki

Proper Planning

_Proper Planning_ "Hey, Kevin," Lukas, a slightly stocky raccoon in his late twenties, said, "would you mind helping me out and stocking bread?" Kevin, a scrawny fennec some years younger than Lukas, turned away from the vending machine and his...

Comedy, Crime, Fennec, Humor, Night shift, Possum, Raccoon, Retail, bomb, morons, slapstick