Eulogy to a Snail

Once upon a time a snail came with the autumn rains. from where it came, no one knows, and for how long it stayed is known only to the eyes of light in the ceiling.

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Saldin's Snail Situation

Pandora was having no luck freeing herself from the side of the snail; her right paw was glued to the snail's body.

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The Fire Child: Chapter 3

This is snail, he's harmless. it was just a joke." draden gave ketch a hesitant smile, still not sure about this snail person.

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MLP: Pyrotechnic Misdemeanour

snails asked in his typical slow monotone. "too heavy. these art supplies will make our cart light and fast," the other unicorn colt answered. snails resisted the urge to point out the short and pudgy snips would be enough to slow them both down.

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Two Toriel inflation ideas

This is a tom and jerry-esque situation with an army of snails at the mercy of her menu. so, she starts out by inflating an armyman snail, trying to estimate how much her guests will eat.

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DnD Story

My party trying to collect snails that blind you for up to 8 minutes and everyone gets blinded me: \*tries to leave the cave we are in and lams into a wall behind all the snails\* my party trying to kill the snails have all but the rouge and me get fully

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Amber Silverblood: Rogue Wolf, Chapter Forty One

Stopping at the entrance, he scanned the mail room until he spotted the snail-snake-dude from before signing for a delivery. without a word, he marched straight for him. "oh, it's you two again!" snail-snake-dude exclaimed when he saw us.

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Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 3

Stratum snails can grow just as big as the one we were looking at right now.

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Cards of Love and Hate Chapter One:Rooftop Rumble Part One

He glanced at the field and switched his android to defense mode and then summoned psychic snail from his hand in attack mode.

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Amber Silverblood: Rogue Wolf, Chapter Twenty Eight

So long as he was upstairs schmoozing with the bosses, i was stuck down here with benny, snail-snake-dude, and all the other mythics who were giving me nervous, if not outright hostile, looks. luckily, i was saved by the bell.

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Cutie Academy - Chapter 3 "Warmth"

Kal here is an asexual; he has the sex drive of a snail." wolfy said in a panic. "actually wolfy, snails have a very intense sex drive. they're also hermaphrodites that will stab each other with their penises to decide which one is the male or female."

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Amber Silverblood: Rogue Wolf, Chapter Twenty Seven

What looked like a snail's shell was coming out of the back of his shirt, but his hands and face looked human enough, if not a little bit...slimy. "uh, yeah," i answered.

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