Once upon a time there was a little she-goat who was born into the world. she lived and suffered, and then she died.
the end.
Poetry
After this, the goat became the sole leader of the world, having bested alien invaders and a guy named frank. it then went on to change every word into goat to goat. goat goat goat goat. goat, goat goat goat goat goat.
Alien, Goat, Humor, No-Yiff
#1 of poems
a cute story of billy goat love.
in the forest, across the bridge
into the dark, warm cave
there is a shrine lit with candles
and above it reads this stave:
"how do you do, my dear friend
are you lost?
Goat, Poem, Poetry, Romance
All the tiger had to do was hold the goat still, then straight for the throat. those huge meat hooks dug in, making the goat buck frantically.
Fighting, Goat, Predator/Prey, Tiger
But all eyes were focused on the goat's unturned card. a low murmur arose from the men around the table as the goat continued to not reveal it.
"mr. wolfe, can you please show us your hand?" the dealer asked nervously.
the goat looked up.
Gambling, Goat, Teen, poker, tense
The goat declined, but the wolf replied with "there is still plenty of space in there for a goat like you!"
she got scared again and ran inside.
Belly, Drunk, Fat, Food, Forest, Goat, House, Wine, Wolf, barrel, big, round
The coyote gagged, but took this opportunity to use his legs to flip them over for the goat to be on his stomach.
ajax managed to get them flipped over, but the goat kept up the lock around his neck.
Ajax, Anlgo-Nubian, Brisky, Canine, Caprine, Coyote, Flirtation, Goat, Jamie Bockmann, Male, RP log, Spar, Submission, Wrestling, sparring
As a goat, it's your job to always be on the attack. goat's that aren't on the attack get their younglings taken away by eagles. nobody wants to be that mama goat with a full milk bag, and no kid.
5793 words, Ancestry, Caprinae, Drama, First Person, Humor, Mountain Goat, Nature, No-Yiff, Oreamnos, SheerContest2021, Suspense, Wolf
The goat was slightly envious of charlie. the otter looked incredibly comfortable in the sleeper, so even though the goat was only minutes away from being padded and pajama'd a small amount of jealousy still managed to flush through the goat.
ABDL, Adult, Baby, Bottles, Brothers, Cub, Cubbing, Diaper, Diapers, Goat, Lover, Male, Night, Otter, Out, friends, fun, movie, pajama, pajamas, snacks
In the dark, a goat's vision is never as good as a wolf's and garrity after sneaking in while maxwell was sleeping waited for the goat to come in.
Death, Goat, Short, Violence, Wolf
The goat simply smiled warmly in response, letting out a soft chuckle as he eyed his friends.
"naw, i'm sorry guys..." the goat laughed.
Assistant Mayor Bellwether, Comedy, Dawn Bellwether, Drama, Ewe, Fanfiction, Romance, Sheep, WastedTimeEE, Wolf, Zoosona, Zootopia, fanfic
The goat said nonchalantly as he dove into his salad.
"so what became of lita mallow?" i asked hesitantly, very hesitantly.
"no longer human- well completely human i mean." the goat beamed proudly. as sir ram and i looked on.
Bay Cat, Boar, Capture, Cheetah, Dark, Death, Eagle, Forced Transformations, Foxes, Gazelle, Goat, Humans, Kodkod, Lab experiments, Lioness, Mission, Moose, Mystery, Owl, Punishment, Ram, Resurrection, Satyr, Search, Snatched, Surveillance, orangutan, prototype