Glitch in the Neurotic Matrix
In the years I operated as a private eye in Crossroads City, crazy shit had become a normal sight in my line of work. Crazy cases, crazy events, and even crazy clients. On the plus side, it often led to steady revenue coming in whenever Mrs. Smith...
Impossible Love
"i do, and do you remember bobby and his funny stories?" - henry asked with a smile on his face. "hehe, i remember one of his stories. with the cat, which scared his father." - stanley answered. "haha yeah. bobby was a good guy.
Wifwolf Hates The Piano
funny story from a chat about serenading waifurs. \*creereaak\* \>the rickety door swings open. in pops wifwolf, with a passive smile spread across her muzzle.
From the desk of the General. Mission 6.
You want a funny story? i've got a funny story. he won't tell you this one! so, anar's an old bugger, right, he's got reading glasses now and takes a multivitamin with his juice every morning. sad.
My Uncle Has Passed On
One would think that someone so young having to have dentures would be a funny story to tell but this one wasn't from a funny story. but during the years that passed.
Grad-Bash Part 13
It was kind of a funny story, though, it was mostly embarrassing and pathetic. then i'll tell it.
Tio Armadillo
Just a funny story of life as an armadillo. "hello tio amadiwoah." my niece said. caitlyn hasn't quite learned how to say the word armadillo. i don't mind, i give her a lot of leeway since she's only five. she's carrying a bowl of dog food.
Love and Hate
Laughing erupts from the jokes that were told, the funny stories bringing tears and hurting stomachs. clouds are slowly rolling in, hiding the rising moon. "so," kodi began in between laughs, "guys, remember that time-?"
wander ~ Chapter 4
funny story about that place: apparently a few years back, some kids got caught banging behind the trees in the northeast corner. that was the reason for it being off-limits now. "...i didn't even know that we _had_ a piano." tony shrugged.
wander ~ Chapter 2
I still kept eye contact with the jackal for effect, though, even though it really was a pretty funny story. "ty, it was fuzzy and green." he shoved the rest of his roll into his mouth, and then started on mine. "only on that one patch.
Scales and Honor- Viridian Night: Chapter 3
"funny story about that.....laage." lyyreth slashed down with his hands, causing a large purple mist to spawn around the muscled woman and her cohorts. the woman's eyes glazed over for a moment,before her eyelids started to droop.
Cooking With Disaster
Harding told what he thought was a funny story about an anthro who called his office asking for a little money for the shelter that housed homeless anthros. he of course was refused and my distaste for mr. harding grew. before long the night was over.