In the years I operated as a private eye in Crossroads City, crazy shit had become a normal sight in my line of work. Crazy cases, crazy events, and even crazy clients. On the plus side, it often led to steady revenue coming in whenever Mrs. Smith...
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You want a funny story? i've got a funny story. he won't tell you this one!
so, anar's an old bugger, right, he's got reading glasses now and takes a multivitamin with his juice every morning. sad.
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About 2 minutes later we get our food and begin to eat talking about things like funny stories from the past and things we like. at around six thirty, we paid the bill, headed out to the truck and got home at around seven.
Gay, Kissing, Wolf
But i do have a funny story to tell. want to hear it?
critter: sure.
kiah: okay. once there was an adorable bearded dragon named critter-
critter: kyle.
kiah: and there was a beautiful, amazing death adder named kiah.
Kiah, critter, junk
"well now, that there's a right funny story. y'see..." he started strumming his instrument. "it all started when i sat down ter what i believed would be an upright, friendly game of poker--"
"that's enough out of you!"
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"i do, and do you remember bobby and his funny stories?" - henry asked with a smile on his face. "hehe, i remember one of his stories. with the cat, which scared his father." - stanley answered. "haha yeah. bobby was a good guy.
Memories, Returning, Romance
funny story actually... a dead body was found in this vent once... okay... not that funny... but it's a story at least..."
i climbed into the office.
"okay, lets start with your nightly chores... you should check on ballora...
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"funny story about that."
"who was in that wagon?" the woman asked, gesturing toward the trees with her rifle. adlis and za still hadn't left.
"funny story about that."
"who deployed you?" the kashni demanded.
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Viktor smiled nervously, rubbing the back of his neck,"oh, heh.. funny story.. the community center is having a dance tonight an-" "a dance?! i don't dance!" he flinched slightly,"well.. you kiiind have to tonight."
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Actually, funny story...i ruined my own high school graduation."
"how the hell did you do that?"
murasaki unlocked the door to her residence hall and held it for ayumi to enter. "come on inside. i'll tell you the whole story."
Character Development, Fox, Plot Development
And a funny story..."
dee swiveled an ear toward him. "oh?"
hank chuckled took a breath. "petey got up from the table, probably to use the bathroom or something. when he came back, he had a handful of money.
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