The Perfect Murder for the Perfect Murderer
I cannot put a warning on this one, because i got nothing witty to say. you still need to be 18 or older to read this, though. a cop sat in his car waiting for any speeder to whiz by.
Resolutions - Part 1 - January
"you're a nice person and you're witty. i don't see why they wouldn't want to date you," i said and he smiled at that. "does the age difference affect your dating life?" "well, usually they don't mind.
Seekers: Chapter Twenty-One: The Assault
I slowed the ship down to a stop, and took my hands off of the steering pole, facing elise and expecting her to say something witty. "did i miss that time?" elise joked. there it was; classic elise.
Changes
Jo and his brother take after his witty dad, and his mom is always trying to control her boys; her two sons and her husband. they can be lively and amusing, but when it comes to serious matters, they will act accordingly.
The Storm Wolf: Gathering Clouds - chapter 5 Strength - 5.1
“uh…” i fumbled for a witty remark. “a portal?” “hmph.” that snow gave what i assumed was his closest approximation of a chuckle before stepping into the wormhole.
The Avian's Apprentice: Chapter 15 - Elemental Ground
His mouth began to move, curling into a smile as if to say some witty remark. but, before he could, the ground itself parted like an axe to a tree and he fell into the darkness. without a scream or cry for help, the mage fell deep within the earth.
Strangers and Rumors (Story)
Deliah found herself again slow to speak, but the ever witty gisela didn't hesitate to respond.
The Show Off Vs. The Sheriff
He told the squirrel, which he tried to ignore, but the coyote wanted to show how witty he could be.
Food Court Flirtings
By then it was too late to spout a witty pun about weight. at least those glutes jiggled as softly as they looked. the panicked trumpet keith's lack of boundaries elicited was far less desirable.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Twenty Eight
Or is it a heart-wrenching mystery wrapped in an enigma shrouded in a veil of monty-python-esque comedy, inverted fantasy tropes and a constant barrage of witty banter? nah, it's probably just that first one.
Night's Children
She is intelligent, wise, and witty. however i believe she regard you as likely her second mother and will go to extremes to please you." celestia did look down before replying. "i believe you're right sister.
Story of My Life.
I can be witty when i want to, though apparently today wasn't one of those days. yup, that's me, always unpredictable. we bantered a little more while waiting for the rest of the 6am special's to arrive.