The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 7)
“because you're my retard friend alex, whose last two braincells are trying to tell me i'm gay, which i'm not." \>"you need to be honest with yourself. i support you and sam, dude." \>you feel like you just got punched in the gut \>you and sam?
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 2)
“make sure your retarded brother doesn’t do anything stupid. can you do that for me?”
Chapter Two - Troubles In The Park
"no, i just want my pichu to have what they want, no matter what the retarded humans here think." she said. "when it comes to my pichu's needs, i'll do whatever it takes to make them happy." she said. "yeah me too."
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 11)
He asks you \>”retarded?” alex cuts in “recalcitrant,” you correct him \>mike nods slowly \>”i feel more and more retar- recalcitrant. and you two are starting to look drinkable.” \>”majorly gay,” alex nods, looking at you.
Just Once: HOUSE HUNTING!
#16 of just once like regular hunting, but ethically acceptable, nobody dies (probably), and you have to spend metric fucktons of money (because the unit "fuckton" in the standard increment system is retarded or something) to get any houses.
Pre-Summer Fun - Part 4
"i'm not a brute, i'm a really childish retard." brandon said with a teasingly sarcastic grin on his face. "and besides, you two were being corny. i was merely saving you from yourselves."
Not Alone chapter 3
Pushing the lion back just as hard "i am not a fagget, you retard!" i could hear the angry in my own voice. the whole class was watching us now. "don't call me a retard, you freaking tail raiser! " with each word lionel's voice began to get louder.
First Steps: The Way It Is
It's all retarded. well. i've got chemistry work to do, so i suppose i'll get around to that. yes. at midnight. i'm cool like that. well, a short entry but meh. i'm not in the mood for writing at the moment. i'm all confused about what's happening.
Secrets of the Tanners (chapters 4-6)
It read [molecular retardation experiment 3033| stage 3| project sub-title: genetic recession| subject (s): tanner, nathan j. and tanner, drake f.| description: to cure me and my son] i sat there in the glow of the computer screen, then i looked at the
I Caught God 5: In which My Name is Finally Mentioned and I Stick My Foot in My Mouth
That ash ketchum fellow is a fucking retard." i laugh, "he made bricks look smart. he did have some serious guts though. enough to try to punch you in the face even though he knew how ridiculously powerful you are."
I Caught God: Ch1: In Which There is a Great Deal of Profanity and Someone Wishes They Could Have Gone Trick-or-Treating Instead
It's a fucking retarded beaver! "no," giratina hisses, "make him something rare." "why should i bless this impertinent mortal with the power and esteem that would come with being a pokémon of note?" a new voice asks.
Spring Fever Chapter 2
You nod, accepting that a fucking band retard is spreading rumors about you. “my project is a universal carving rig for medium-large to large animals. i got the idea after my grandpa became too weak to do anything more that drag the last caribou he shot.