FIRGP: Furry Invitational Racing Grand Prix

Declared the annoying nasal voice of an aardvark holding a gun in one paw. everyone assembled at the line, eager with blood and cylinders pumping full throttle.

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Arise! Minion of Hell (Hell Afterlife Services part 5)

Rap threw one last dirty glance at the troublesome aardvark and turned to crispin, smiling brittly, “come in, come in! make yourself comfy dear, some of the chairs are still good. no, not that one!”

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Timothy's Vacation

The female aardvark didn't reply, but gave a small smile to timothy as she turned around and went back inside.

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McDover and Son

An enormous aardvark higher than the houses comes into shot saying 'samson?' end

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Executive decisions Chapter 11

The head of hell's security gave peregrin a withering look; the grey aardvark demons always gave him work to do! if they weren't driving italian sports cars at him they were slicing workers up with hedge-trimming equipment!

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Lonely Oak Chapter 14

Like, the first one is 'antsy aardvark'," he opened the book to the first page to show the mnemonic. "see? it's even got little cartoons; an aardvark is an ant-eater, and he's antsy because he's got ants in his pants."

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The Book of Warlock 15. Aggravated Assault.

What events could have possibly occurred to let the aardvark live? he was so close to victory, so close to escaping with the sceptre and being given his due rewards, he couldn't die now! that was everyone else's fate, not his!

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