My Huge Crush

Eric certainly took his time to tease adam as much as he could, jiggling his lard and such. "i think it's time to stop stalling." he said, grinning. after a few second, he let his belly drop.

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What's a Pilf?

John had been a hefty canine when he came over, but now he had passed straight into 'tub-of-lard' territory.

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Presto - Chapter 3

_ok, so how are we gonna push more o' these damn flavorless, lard-filled, dust-cracker sandwiches? oh, don't look so appalled, this is a safe space - the clients can't get in! but really, anybody got any ideas? -um, how about 'unlock the magic?'

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Bronze Age Anthro Notes (WIP)

Women would handle grain and meat, like that of bread and porridge, smoked, dried, salted and fresh meat products, and bone and fat products like that of lard, tallow, and bonework.

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Filling The Void

If someone didn't know sam, they would be sure that's a new kind of pokemon, maybe a mud or lard type. finally, sam entered the pot full of delicious, doughy strings and tossed most of it towards one with still-warm sauce.

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High Tail High, Chapter 1: New Beginnings

He liked to be called 'plush', as it was a softer meaning for lard-ass as shin would call him. it just brought more painful memories of how he won't see any of them again.

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Nice to Seat You ch. 1.7end

No way she would go for some dump truck full of lard like her. "crap." tulip nearly scared the elephant when her mumbling broke the silence. her hand was fussing to scratch under an armpit. "as nice as this day is, i don't like sand."

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Time Off

"but boss, i swe-" "you have 5 minutes to get your lard ass out of here before i have lt. harris come here and do it for you, and you know how much he'd love to do that."

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Through the Looking Glass: Chapter 11

"well, at least we saved everybody else before lard tub could do much else," said kazooie with a wave of her wing. "at least there's that." "yeah, that's true," replied rouge.

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Akala

Akala grunted as they rose from their seat, wincing slightly as their legs suddenly took the burden of the feast from the chair, as well as the copious amounts of lard spread out heavily beneath their pelt.

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The Raiders

"pssh, i have to dig through the lard... ok clear. what now?" "mench, get over here and carry him to our hideout." "he's a bit wide... someone will have to lead me there since i can't see over him." "you can carry it? i'm impressed."

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Evolution Part I: Chapter Thirty-six

Cuddling up with other dogs was the only protection aside from the natural layers of lard coating me. i'd gotten so large around the middle, i could not curl up to protect myself from the chill.

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