Making an Ass
I reached to unsnap it when i heard hoofbeats behind us, and looked around to find elizabeth galloping up. she also had her ears pinned- not at me but at david.
An ass-whoop'in to remember promo.
"We here at the World Wrestling Federation would like to introduce our newest superstar Cross Wolfie," Vince "And he will be teaming with non other than... The Rock!," * * *
An ass-whoop'in to remember CH5.
"i don't give a rat's ass who y'a are," austin said "i'll tell you who i am mr. austin, i'm the proud owner of the world wrestling federation and furthermore mr. austin i... i'm your boss,".
An ass-whoop'in to remember CH4.
The rock beats down owen with the wwf title and walks back down the ramp and is given a close line by austin who pins him for the win the grabbs a microphone "ya see rock i just whooped your ass," "and come fully loaded your ass is mine,"
An ass-whoop'in to remember CH3.
Triple H beat down the Rock "I think this is mine," Triple H Howls taking the WWF title from the Rock, Owen hart walks down the ramp and steps into the ring Triple H follows he gives Owen a left hand and pedigrees him on the canvas Then pins him...
An ass-whoop'in to remember CH2.
Rammed the rock into the ring post the rock staggered austin slid him back into the ring, and pinned him "1...2...," the rock kicked out they both layed there until the rock got up grabbed austin and hit him with a left hand then a right then gave him a rock bottom
“Odd-Ass Podcast” =D
So i made a podcast with some friends =^-^= it's called the "odd-ass podcast" now available on itunes!
Wet Ass Pussy (song parody)
Some wet-ass pussy cougar in the top spot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh
The worst day ever
Of thirty seconds, he smelled of eggs prodidas, stopped by a mule, coughing and gasping under him, they took out the gag that i had- "well you liked that sunrise, because i have more where that came from and much worse" - he said laughing and shaking his ass
Fashion
A flamingo shakes their hips, their ass nearly bursting the seems of their designer booty shorts. "do i have to teach you a lesson in that?"
Scary Movie
With a squish to that rump, you already know a way to calm them.
Excerpt from part 2 of Chapter 6 of Asterion Academy
I grabbed the scyther behind its bladed claws, but my left hand slipped and it managed to cut me all across the chest, sides, and down my right arm. i managed to grab the blade again before it could cut to deep then growled softly.