Gortoz 'A Ran - ch 74 - The strings that hold me up
Doomdeathlord98: ur some 46 year old fat guy living in their parents basement, living on a diet of cheetos and mountain dew arryn21: and i bet you're some twelve year old kid who's balls haven't dropped yet and jerks off at in game-screenshots of females
The Dolly Project Chapter 1-5
"mountain dew." he said. "so what's up?" he asked shadow. "nothing much, just hanging out, you?' "nothing just bored. you know you sure are lucky to have a girl like that around." "yeah. i should be, i gave my soul for her." shadow said. "yeah.
Rubber and Pigskin (Pt. 2)
Robert was last to order and right as he said it i thought it in my mind "mountain dew" he said and i thought. i smiled inwardly as i really did know him all too well.
My Boyfriend is a Werewolf: Chapter 1
He pulled out a can of mountain dew and pulled the tab releasing a huge hiss; "nope just getting the wuf necessities of life," he said. he put the can to his lips and started to drink the nectar, while his mother rolled her eyes as his pun.
Silver Lining (Chapter 7)
Chapter vii, mountain dew \> "uh, cap'n?" \>you wake slowly, your mind's eye stumbling over the last few images of a pleasant dream. \>where the fuck were you again? \>in bed, yeah, but something's different. \>your nose is stuffed.
You Can Watch Me Dance
When river's curiosity transformed to mocking half-presence, and eventually full on mountain dew drinking member of the crew, it reignited his love for the game.
Last call
Closer, the valley floor waved gently in the soft breeze, the scent of sweet grass and mountain dew filling every breath, a scent that humans only ever got the barest taste of.
Wolf Trouble
"i'll take the usual, i'll take the usual a mountain dew flash bomb with sirloin steak, medium rare. i highly recommend the steak here.
Another Day
You know, the kind of people who gather on a weekend to do a hardcore session of d&d, complete with mountain dew in the fridge if you ever had to ask. now, back to the happenings of the present.
The Breaking Point: Chapter 3
mountain dew. everyone went wild! i got bear hugged by josh, and everyone else tried to join in at the same time, so we ended up on the ground in a huge dog pile. i was laughing so hard my sides hurt, and i couldn't breathe. it was a good night.
Rhinestone Tombstone
Sylvia threw her arm around him, offering him a red plastic cup filled with what smelled like mountain dew. somebody in the dissolving crowd asked, to no one in particular, what bib stood for. nobody had an answer, and jackie wouldn't say.
Beasts of Barlow Road 5 (Rough Draft)
Steele handed zoe a mountain dew before he leaned up against the house cracking open his can. "five minutes actually. it took me longer to get toby changed than it took to catch them" he corrected him before he took a chug. "naw! you're kidding!