3:18 The Hand Of God

I didn't _know_ he'd light the place up like a redneck skeet shooting competition!" "all the same, i told you that i wanted to know everything isis had planned for him." hets reenforced, taking a step toward the hare.

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How I found my true self.

Which seem'd all normal for me being in a rather small town full of rednecks and preps(don't ask how that works please).

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Wolfholme: Lincoln and Roderick

Did you think i was some sort of backwater redneck that only knows how to shovel shit and is obsessed with his gun?" "i -" "because i've got _two_ guns i'm obsessed with."

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"Online" Dating

Then mike went on to say that if steven wasn't murdered, he should bring lube for when the 50-year old redneck raped him. either way, he called him an idiot. nonetheless, steven packed his bags and hit the road on friday night.

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Alcatraz Ch. III ~ Siege

"redneck... bro, we aren't going to have time for all this if a crisis actually happens. you act like this back in gra military?" "worse." he laughed, joining us finally with a sniper, a carbine, and a sidearm, among equipment. "jeez, man."

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RWB 2: Bad Moon Rising Chapter 1

He was a collie from west virginia named geoffrey rivers, and he was a complete redneck. nice guy. complete redneck.

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My Story - Chapter 1

Both looked pretty average, if average meant rednecks from hell. they were both about 5'9". in fact, with the difference in eye color, you could say that they were twins. both were blondes and both could almost outshoot me.

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Writer-Fazed

His long, unkempt hair and obviously-fake redneck attitude catching me almost immediately. the lion sat down in his chair before he smiled and waved at me, his red eyes dilating in a bit of surprise.

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Raiyev Part 15

Humans--those alien creatures that rednecks here always claim to see and be probed by. i've seen them for myself." raiyev stood dumbfounded, his mouth agape, unsure how to process this new information. "but...why have they taken us?

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Travelling Music

What do you plan to do if a cop or some national enquirer-reading redneck cruises by and sees you?" "they can't see through the tint." she stopped the car on the road, pointed east. "what if they do?"

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As Different As Night, And Day.

So now i'm gonna have to deal with rednecks who want to burn me, and jesus freaks who want me to "pray the gay away", but what ever. it always smells like a hospital in here, never liked that fetcher.

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Megan and Beau <3

He'd driven down the bell squeeze road countless times on his way to where he and a few of the rednecks from school would all go mudding in the early hours of the morning.

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