The redneck even humped the cheesecake with his new blue junk. charlie spotted this. "hey, jackie. where'd blueballs go?" jackie shrugged. "i dunno but the redneck that was pounding him suddenly got himself a new set of junk."
Gay, Hermaphrodite, Male
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**the perfect redneck diet**
by zelda zebra
i have this friend red neckerson.
Red Neckerson
Pokemon: shadow (luxio/luxray)
· **bob:** redneck lowlife illegal trapper/hunter. original captor of skyy. brother: john
·**brian jobes (4 star general):** military intelligence officer in charge of handling the "pokemon incident".
FAQ, Pokemon, Pokemon rangers, character list
Knox and i introduced ourselves as we followed the lieutenant and the rest of the squad away from redneck gourmet, heading down the street they came from.
Anthro, Anthropomorphic, Military
Chapter 14: Rest Stop
A few minutes later Patrick finally finds a radio station he considers acceptable to listen to and settles down for the long ride north. With my main source of entertainment now gone I try to find something else to occupy...
Anger, Bio-Morph, Boredom, Cover story, Vulpine, redneck, talking
-laughs-
apryl: -giggles, holds his hands, leans head into his chest- what's with the ridiculous redneck accent?
zeke: i donno. i was thinkin' maybe we'd go catch some wild reedboar hide and roll it over a spit. whaddya think?
Adventure, Arctic Fox, Battle, Canine, Cat, Cheetah, Fantasy, Feline, Fox, Philanthropy, Red Fox, Scarfire, Sci-Fi, Science, Science Fiction, Third-world, Vulpine, War, Wildcat, surreal
But the redneck knew i was lying, he'd seen my face on tv, and the whole county was looking for me. if only i had the perception filter activated!
the sheriff was on his way; i had no time to lose!
Alien, Disguise, Doctor Who, Dog, K9 Unit, Mind Alteration, Perception Filter, Police, Police dog, escape, petplay, prisoner, sheriff
In retrospect, he realized that taunting a room full of redneck truckdrivers might not have been the brightest thing he could have done that morning, but the room erupted into laughter. "shut you down, didn't he, george!"
Clean, Clydesdale, M/M, Stallion, anthro/human
I'm sorry, i'm just a redneck heck with no knowledge of other countries. friends?"
"duh" leo shifted, half-hugging sydney, "its why i welcome you into my humble home, give you my food, my bed-"
"your bed!?"
Family, Fanfiction, Friendship, Gay, Male/Male, echo, fanfic