For Head of Stoat Guard
A series of fan fiction ballad stanzas, based on the books Mattimeo and Mossflower that are part of the Redwall series, which is authored and copyright owned by Brian Jacques. Fictitiously commissioned for the head of stoat guard as songs against...
The Everlasting Flame - Chapter 1
What is the status of redneck?" he asks. _redneck?_ he asks himself. he had all but forgotten, but now it all comes back to him in a flood. the dragon he had made in the game. it was redneck. but, does that mean he's still in the game?
Hometown: City Slicker
I smile thinking about how pissed off all the rednecks must be to have tourists swarming the area three or four times a year. how much they must hate the world moving on, not just without them, but in spite of them.
Jacks Tail: Chapter-14 Rest Stop
Chapter 14: Rest Stop A few minutes later Patrick finally finds a radio station he considers acceptable to listen to and settles down for the long ride north. With my main source of entertainment now gone I try to find something else to occupy...
List of Characters - Pokemon Ranger Series
Pokemon: shadow (luxio/luxray) · **bob:** redneck lowlife illegal trapper/hunter. original captor of skyy. brother: john ·**brian jobes (4 star general):** military intelligence officer in charge of handling the "pokemon incident".
Snack Attack
The redneck even humped the cheesecake with his new blue junk. charlie spotted this. "hey, jackie. where'd blueballs go?" jackie shrugged. "i dunno but the redneck that was pounding him suddenly got himself a new set of junk."
The Everlasting Flame - Chapter 2
"i'm redneck." he says. the silver dragonet's head comes up, yawning. "hi redneck..." she says, her voice sweet sounding, "i'm starla." chaos climbs over starla and offers her hand to red, as strange as that was. red takes it and shakes it.
A Mind's Eyes 03
"i'm escaping evil rednecks, alright." i growl. "oh... but they can see you." the werewolf says. "he's right, i can see you." the young redneck says with a thick southern drawl, standing right in front of me.
The Perception filter
But the redneck knew i was lying, he'd seen my face on tv, and the whole county was looking for me. if only i had the perception filter activated! the sheriff was on his way; i had no time to lose!
The Perfect Redneck Diet
** **the perfect redneck diet** by zelda zebra i have this friend red neckerson.
I Had To Hope
My own insecurities had prevented me from trusting anyone with my secrets, namely homosexuality, as a high school filled with macho-man jocks coupled with a foot washing baptist centered town in the middle of redneck hell would mean the death of me if i were
Letters from Interstate 90
Short form: he had a run-in with a couple of (as he called them) rednecks who were hassling a young husky male, and darius pulled quite a trick on the rednecks.
Mr. Green and the Gators
With that as permission i crawl into the hammock and almost instantly fall into the most redneck nap i've ever had. well no, actually, second most redneck, but that's another story entirely.