Instructions Unclear
It was quite the shocker for Bluebell when he woke up this morning. Left on his spell table was a large book and a note. With the spirals and symbols giving no indication as to what the book was even about, the deer referred to the note. "Dear...
Water Absorb
A visit to the beach with your Vaporeon friend was just what you needed for the weekend. Unfortunately, as you two take a dip in the ocean and they suddenly begin to bloat, you quickly realize "Water Absorb" is for more than just battles. You might...
Vor-tual Reality
It was a rather dull day, the kind where the skies are dull and gloomy and, when it's not raining, the ground is muddy and mucky; a day that a specific dalmatian had been planning to spend quality holiday season time with his friends. But it looked...
Fireworks
You thought this 4th of July would involve blowing up fireworks. But after stuffing yourself full of all the funfetti cake at the party, the annoyed guests have come to a better idea. As that hose pumps you more and more, you can already tell they're...
Nerdy Gamer
"Uh, you know you can counter that, dude." The nerdy voice of the blubbery goat above you has seemed to draw on and on for hours. At one point you two were just playing a fun game together, but slowly as things got competitive he got... too...
Sweet Dreams
One night, you have a dream of life in a gingerbread house. The sight before you looks delicious, and you can't help but taste it. First you just munch on the soft cotton candy pillow. Then you take a slurp of gummy drapes. Soon you move to cookie...
Wendy's Wonderful Wardrobe
They say she can tailor fit any item or article to fit any body. Whether you're twig thin or plus sized, if you like what's on show and you got the dough, she's there to help. What shocks most of her patrons is just how comfortable...
Hotdog Challenge
They said it couldn't be possible, but as a rumbling belch echoed through the room, the looming figure of an overstuffed pig seemed to prove it. The "100 hotdogs for 10 friends" challenge quickly turned into 283 for one hog. Licking their lips, they...
Bass-ed on Experience
"That DJ really rounds out the party." "They say his mixes can mix up your body too." "I can feel those drops hitting inside me." Comments like those were frequent when talking about the mysterious DJ known only by the handle Bl3o. Nobody really knows...
A Poem of a Feeder Corgi
A lust for fat that can't be quenched; The small corgi will make you benched. Ambitions massive, off the scales, But neverending till all tails And arms and legs and breasts and butts Are swallowed up by massive guts. Until you lack a hunger...
The Fat Hat Poem
There once was a man named Matt He owned a beautiful hat But on a night late He ate and he ate Now he's too fat for his hat
Fashion
"It's called fashion." A flamingo shakes their hips, their ass nearly bursting the seems of their designer booty shorts. "Do I have to teach you a lesson in that?" They catch you staring, and suddenly you realize you're about to learn a lot more...