A new santa.
but the new santa's were never the same. they lacked a certain spark, a certain something, the original santa had possessed and they didn't. the new santa's filled the santa shaped hole and children started believing again.
CTContest 2010, Comedy, Dark Humour, Ho Ho Ho, No-Yiff, Suicide, elves
In the restroom nearby, santa was listening to rudolph confer with him."mr. kringle, as reward for your recuperation, we've got you a brand new santa suit!" rudolph handed santa the brand new red suit, which santa entered the stall to put on.
Christmas, Described violence, Holiday, Implied Violence, Santa Claus, elves, strong language
I am santa claus, and if you are still hungry i don't give a damn!"
the dragon stared at santa, confusion twitching his tail,
"i do not know the name, but i can still help you on your trail."
Christmas, Dragon, Poem, Santa
Jon mahon was impersonating santa and doing a bad job of it. (he did grow a pretty epic beard for it though)
he took his 9001 detentions he had gotten over the years and crossed off his name
and wrote other peoples' names on them.
Fart, Party, Santa, School
santa: before you do sora...
tsume and jake: no !
santa: i believe there's a friend of yours who - if i recall certainly was the one who told you there's no such thing as santa claus
sora : oh yeah ...
tsume: huh ?
Kingdom Hearts
Said santa, with a glimmer in his eyes. rudolph understood his name, but the rest had to be translated by santa's deer. after some more conversation between dasher, comet, and santa, the two new reindeer were lead outside of the cottage to a stable.
Christmas, Clean, Deer, Elf, Halloween, Holiday, Horns, No-Yiff, Reindeer, Santa, Santa Claus, Snow, Transformation, Vampires, Wings, Winter, elves, stable, tf
Blitzen exclaimed loudly, and proceeded to urinate on the flaming wreckage of santa's sleigh. dasher sighed rubbing the bridge of his nose nervously.
"listen, santa. um.
Comedy, Humor, No-Yiff, Reindeer