Dragon's Christmas Adventure

"ooooh shrek look!" shouted donkey. "a message in a bottle. oh, get it, shrek, please get it! shrek grimaced as he picked up the jar dripping with dragon drool.

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shrek: dinner with a dragon (vore)

A shrek vore story written with http://dragon808tr.deviantart.com/ that sees dragon eating donkey.

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The Furry Parable Ch.2

#2 of thefurryparable well, the brain dead dickstick isnt operating correctly... ugghh he's worse than markiplier, transformers 2, and shrek 4 danny is still being a complete and total retart, and playing callofduty.

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Birthday Mishap

Then he decided to chose shrek from the bottom of the movie stack. he carefully removed the movie and walked over to the tv and put it in. "what did you chose tre?" "shrek" "i love that movie" frank giggled.

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Your not alone.

A few short hours of swimming later they noticed the sun had gone missing and they walked home.the next day they had awaken around 2 pm then watched their favourite movie, shrek 3.

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A Wolf In Flannel Clothing

Y'know how in shrek you always see the big bad wolf in grandma's knickers? that sorta inspired this story of a different sort of happily ever after. what if the big bad wolf found something other than little red riding hood to sate his appetite?

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Cinnamon Buns

I flip to the dvd player, where the movie shrek is on pause. i decide to finish it, even though i've seen the movie a hundred times already. i click play and the film resumes.

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The Gray Ranger: Unforgiven, Chapter Forty Seven

** ** **next time:** hey guys, why is shrek 2's _i need a hero_ playing in my head? that sacred, holy song is only to be played during the most epic of castle storming scenes. could that mean... _what is kio about to do?!_

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