Chapter 1: The Sweet, Swelling Secrets of Suspicious Sap...

"but if you do that again, porky...pow! straight to the moon." twig stamped his hoof harder against the belly, making it jiggle and squish as he made his point. "not just a little flash attack. got it?"

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The Whole Hog

Large bites of the meaty, porky, delectable hoagie went right down into the canine... though, canine was starting to become less accurate to describe russ as the sandwich vanished. he was changing, rapidly, into something less canine and more of a hog.

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Herbal Essences

, why is this so expensive, carry my bags, he keeps hitting me, why is there so much frosting on that donut, you'll get porky, don't drive your cart so fast , you'll flip it, why when i was your age...!!!" i had about had it.

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What is The Lustful Melt Gag?

Take for example in 1944 the porky pig short swooner crooner and if somebody would've told you when you saw this animated short for the first time in theaters back in that time frame or even for the first time on television that one of the female hens would

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Working on the Farm

"maybe you should look again, porky. been stuffing your beak a little much lately, hmm? i bet i can just wait for your own armor to tire you out, chubs." thenyr's armor was feeling tighter every moment, starting to edge on painful.

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Hell on Earth. Chapter 11

Talking of bacon, i think someone's telling porkie pies." anar reddened; "i am not! i told you, the museum lady stabbed me with a flippin' knife. this one:" he pulled the hilt out of his pocket. the raptor's 'ooooh'd at it.

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Of Hexes And Horses pt 1

They are barely touched - he finally replied, swallowing porky goodness. - why? because you're too fat to reach that hairy butt of yours? - bart laughed, almost immediately attacked by his own dad, where his hands reached his throat.

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Natural Habitat Interviews 5: Ophelia, and The Ten Questions

Some double-mugged sexton blake slingin' porkies puts me right off. caedmon: someone proud of his ignorance. ophelia: power-playing. trying to "lord it" over someone, just because of a title, or an advantageous position.

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Project: A35 Ch 1

"excuse me, where's j-" victor started to say, but was rudely interrupted by the porky pig imposter. "i'm busy! go bother somebody else!" the portly human officer snapped. victor's blood pressure rose tremendously.

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The Gamer's Crossing 8 - Fireworks and Fishing

One morning before work, james got a knock on the door, expecting daisy, only to be surprised by the unsightly porky rasher. "sup brah!"

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The Legend of the FinalGamer 5 - The Dead Talk Back

"heh, you mean porky right?" replied tommy who made them all laugh. "hhhaha, yeah...god he's such a pig, didn't he like disappear after that meteor came down?"

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Investigative Activism

However, this labrador is content simply with a comfortable life, a very comfortable one if his porky physique is any indicator!

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