A Patient Death 13: Tied Down

"well, just kick me if you wake up an' need a piss." the otter grunted an agreement and rolled over, looking incredibly uncomfortable as he tried to settle into sleep.

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Astral High - Chapter 36

Ted's probably gonna cause tanner to kill himself if he plays in the fine arts competition, and marko's not gonna give a shit, but tanner's brother's probably gonna be really upset, which'll piss off his boyfriend, who's titus' uncle, and that'll effect us

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Another Cold Day

But he found, waking up there were a few more aches, in his abused joints every now and then, the cold as now, was much more distracting than when he was young and full of piss and vinegar. _what do i expect?

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"The Wanderer" - Teaser

Every place i've been to is a piss-filled hole, containing inhabitants with unpleasant looks and even more unpleasant demeanours. mud huts with straw roofs, pigs wandering astray in the streets, recently killed bi-pedals left to rot in the ditches.

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[proof read] A Viking Dragon Farm [Prologue only]

#1 of viking dragon farm right this is totally spontanious but i need proof readers right now this is a prologue to a new possible series er mild language a few inuendo's i'd rate it a 12 if that but if its not legal yadda yadda piss off.

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POEM: Walking In Front Of Me!

Cabin please, i sure need to take a piss "cant you use the outdoors?" no, i'm a dog of the indoors. what, you think i walk on all fours? "i do sometimes, its only primal. for survival, its often vital.

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Hide and Seek

He lifted brutus into his arms carefully, as to not get pee on himself and carried him into the bathroom where he stripped him and helped him into the bath. "let's get you cleaned up."

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Terror in a World of Murky Puddles

"fucking piss..." the inevitable horror slammed into reality like a bus hurtling into 10 tons of concrete "arvie!!!... you need to wake up now!!!" kira eked out in a muted yet terrified whisper.

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750 Green Like Sekhmet

At the point where trashy werewolfesses are barfing up raw alcohol into gutters, cleo is quite proudly still metabolising it for energy and then pissing it openly up against a wall (she likes to mark her territory around the werewolf bars, for convenience's

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Dispersal of the Prince

Shitting, pissing, marking your territory. bringing this to an intellectual level does nothing to hide it. you are animals. what i do is not to reverse your development.

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Brothers in Arms - Sympathy for the Devil

He yelled, hoping that the platoon comm officer wasn't asleep or piss drunk again. "roger that fireteam three, we have cf-18 hornets awaiting your signal. command out." the radio crackled and died. "hornets?"

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Ideas for future stories

Deathclaw being too big), horror (supervillains of the nasty kind deciding that anima city annoys them and going on a rampage, the 'silver wolf' not being shirou but a still alive and pissed fenrir, someone pissing off boyfriend or pet), drama (bigot facing

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