Roberts Did Not Remember, Bobo Had Other Ideas
There's nothing as hilarious to me as absolute nonsense presented as if it's supposed to make sense.
A New Beginning
WARINING HERE THERE BE CONTINUITY ERRORS! This was done via thread format, so it may seem like it jumps around everywhere. Just bear with me and enjoy. "Looking for an adventure? Do you wish to travel with a friendly crew? Looking to...
Chapter 17-nonsense
Jason woke up hungry and thirsty. He rolled out of bed and plunged to the floor with a yowl of surprise. Scrambling to his feet, he looked at the bed in confusion: the mattress was higher above the floor than he was tall. If he stretched up on his...
The Tale of Five Swing Park
They had the pizza graveyard in their car, yet they found no one to sell them their dog. Monday came, and all they could think about was sandwiches, but sandwiches seldom have a habit of falling out of the sky, so they went home hungry. They still had...
INTENSE BIRD FACTS (THAT ARE IN NO WAY MADE UP) [1 of ???]
1. As a Bird of Writing and The Sciences, Thoth was the True Brains (and Most Attractive) of the Ancient Egyptian Pantheon. Alas, the only Egyptian Gods that mortals care about these days is Anubis and Horus. While artists inflate the egos of those two...
The Risen Curtain - Chapter 12: Magic Nonsense
Some... just don't take this nonsense. _i really don't believe in magic._ _~j.k. growling_ * * * * * * nick woke up just as he did nearly every morning.
chapter 17: Displaced in Time
After a moment, Xerocia thought that he had kicked the bucket, and was with his ancestors. But then, a voice came out from within his head. "Open your eyes. I can't believe you actually close your eyes when facing an enemy." The red dragon followed...
Aggrivation..
I gazed around her surroundings, her office, much like herself, was no-nonsense and everything you'd expect an office to be. all metal, wood and fake plants.
Sean's New School Chapter Two
Like i said, this lion took no nonsense. as for gasman, however, she took nonsense as long as it was against me. she was a german shepherd, my earth science teacher, and a total bitch (no pun intended).
"The Bone Amulet" - A School Days Halloween Story
It may be just a silly nonsense, but i can't shake the feeling you need to do as he said. love, lady helga von alpenstock."_ the note was dated october 3rd, so it had taken over two weeks to get to hans.
The Wolves of Gryning: Chapter 29
"that's nonsense," rhethah had replied. "nonsense?" the commander had answered. "do you call hundreds of deadbeasts nonsense? the whole blessed trade quarter is on fire, and you call it nonsense. hmmph!"
Stray Werewolf: Lunch with a Wolf
“oh no, it’s nonsense.” teagan waved her hand dismissively. “that’s all a myth. both wolves and humans are highly intelligent social animals, so it’s nonsense that staying as a wolf or as a human can affect a pregnancy.