Minimum Wage Wrestling #1
**Minimum Wage Wrestling #1** " **Do the Job"** **By: Silverback Christianpaw** Zach Bluewolf, the small Lucha-wrestler, walks out of the doorway to the middle school gym. His entrance music, "My Way" by Limp Bizkit (which the company clearly...
Police Dog, Part 4: 1st Day On The Job
It's my usual fare: farting, fat feral animals, squashing, et cetera.
Police Dog, Part 2
To the dogs of the Westshore City Police Department, Officer Jack was a big, patronly dog who they could go to for trust or support, and who _always_acted according to protocol. Essentially, of their K9 Unit, it was his job to be the _adult_, the Team...
Police Dog, Part 1: Arrest
For the first fifteen years of his life, Alex was your average middle-class white kid who had never gotten in any kind of trouble in his entire life. He had never stolen, or hit anyone, or harassed anyone, or done anything even considered as moderately...
Game of Squash
The trap rooms can only be escaped if you solve the puzzle, endure the trap for a set amount of time, or using your wit to avoid getting squashed," eccentric said as he sat charlie down.
A Day in the Life of a Shark
Their fellow passengers stole glances at the pair of them as the bus trundled towards the heart of the city, stopping occasionally to exchange new riders for old, but never freeing enough seats for liana to acquire space enough for her bulk without squashing
One Night With A Shark
The dragoness blushed furiously at that suggestion, her face already quite red from having most of the rest of her squashed flat. "give me a tap when you need air," the shark said, then turned her attention back to the tv and her tenth box of dessert.
Bucky
He rubbed gently at the taught surface, brushing some squash pulp left from his last victim off.
Hunted, Part 1: Introduction
As dawn rose over the Ferrthian jungle of Tekit, the sunlight penetrated the thick foliage and illuminated a landscape of deep browns and bright greens; the sounds of birdsong rang out among the trees. It was a beautiful and tranquil scene that would...
Hunted, Part 3: Dinosaur Scat & Target Abduction
While the dinosaur was busy punishing Mark for his uncouth behavior, Arthurius and his wolves were hunting him down. Alfred, the ancient and wise Argentinosaurus, had powerful magics at his disposal, but the pack had sorcery of their own - sorcery...
Hunted, Part 2: A Series Of Nasty Events
In the jungle of Tekit, on the planet known as Ferrth, there was a young human man named Mark. Mark had two notable problems, one more pressing than the other: his first problem was that he was being hunted by a determined pack of dire wolves. His...
My New Best Friend Chapter 10: A Fantastic Gym Match!
Commanded crasher wake **squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash, squash!!!!** "fuck! stop doing that!!!"