Blueberry Fox poem
WARNING: CONTAINS POPPING AND GORE
I took the gum and stripped of the foil that protects it
into the can it flies, off the wall reflected
I brushed back my fluffy fur so clean, so crisp, so white
and pushed the tiny stick in,...
Fox, Gore, Gum, Inflation, Snuff, blueberry, popping, wonka
What happened was the battle boar baddies found themselves navigating a long narrow trench, and like willy wonka's liability hazard hallway, it only became narrower and narrower so that they could only venture it (with their own hard slab muscles and all)
Boar, Comedy, Humor, Macro, Micro, Military, Muscle, Pig, Pork, army, battlefield, butch, draft, exercise, funny, masculine, pecs, strong, testosterone, trench, workout
Or, how i used to watch "willy wonka and the chocolate factory", and i am pretty sure, "care bears ii: a new generation", at my aunt denise's house in that same apartment complex in northampton.
Dreams, No-Yiff, Other, Youth, remembering
This isn't some willy wonka style story!"
at the mention of willy wonka, bluemoon the overbearing perked her ears and tapped her chin. the idea of abundant sweets had literally nothing to do with the rest of the plot...
...or did it?
Adventure, Epic, Evil, Fantasy, Furope, Humor, Medieval, Story, Transformation, cake, darkness, sarcasm, tf
Ohhh how i love wonka candy. well there is a bad side to this, if i eat more than one pack of candy a day i go loopy. i mean it, i literally go drunk with sugar and start acting random.
Dragon, Gay, Lioness, School
"...my first guess was "willy wonka". but i think i'll risk it and go with degan reve."
"oh, my bad." the foxman laughed happily. "i sometimes like doing weird things to see people's reaction. it's really fun. but i'm not crazy.
Adventure, Canine, Dream, Fiction, Fox, Male, Modern, Wolf, puns
It was less noticeable now that he wasn't screaming, but its scent hung in the air like his mouth was a portal to willy wonka's factory. it was no wonder the maiam had come here!
and it wouldn't be the last.
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Magic, Mimes, Urban Fantasy, Young adult, clowns, hammer, hunter, masks, non-furry, psychopath