Slow as a Slowpoke
As he walked out into the hall he heard the rich kid's talking to each other, "i can't wait to see them all; soon all of those stupid poor folk will soon be what they are, stupid." he heard all of them laugh cruelly.
Story that got me a perfect score on the SAT
stupid essay promt on sat prompt: write about a time when you were afraid and eventully got over your fears and accomplished something great.
Laugh at a dragon, go to jail.
Works out better for all involved and even with the stupid jokes he tells, or perhaps because of, the town has plenty of revenue." the merchant stared at the magistrate for some time then burst out laughing.
New Feelings: Entry #2: Oh life, why hath thou forsaken me?
**_Hey there, me again. Uhmm....I'm not really sure what to write today, I mean, I've actually let a day pass before writing this...That's worth something,right? I think it is. Mainly because now I don't have to worry about Elliott seeing my entries...
Out of the Closet
Conscript 1: My father was so surprised when I came out of closet to him. Conscript 2: Why was that, comrade? Conscript 1: Because I yelled "Aaaarrrhh!" when I jumped out ---- Corporal Mstislav: Why is Dimitriy always in the back of the...
Birdo's Vengeance (you might cry laughing)
They wouldn't stop. No matter how hard he fought back, how strongly he tried to interrogate them, they'd just keep going. Those little bitches. A bitter irony was afoot: Mario, the hero of the mushroom kingdom, was being carried off by hundreds of shy...
Again
Days past since he'd broken up... Songs lingering in his heart... His tail swished from side to side, as he meandered the moonlit streets, remembering the places they'd walked... the laughs they'd shared... He'd always had a habit of singing when he...
Black Velvet (Prologue of an unfinished story)
Prologue She regained her consciousness, but not her memory of where she was or why she was here. The world came to her focus, the fox finally saw the blood on her hand. She found her squad scattered across, their lifeless bodies broken, torn, and...
The amazing escape
* * * * * * I was 9:00 in the morning, class starts, we as per usual start talking some book I really don't give a fuck about and write something paragraph on it, the clock ticks to 9:10 We start back at the book, why?, because school fucking sucks...
Stupid People
The women are there to keep people from being stupid, as the gate also has the shield. you have to either wearing a counter stone or the large counter stone must be placed in the gateway for you to pass unharmed.
Black Velvet (Chapter 1 of an unfinished story)
Chapter 1 It was late at night, but she sat alone, not paying any attention to any of the other patrons of The Rogue's Gallery, a simple bar notorious for its poor condition and criminal past, but recently has become a favorite of the local military....
Chapter 1 Stupid Sheep
Don't be stupid!" brigit wailed. nodan looked at the forest and thought he didn't have a choice.