A Good Joke
"ooooooohhhh, my nards!" the cheetah flopped over onto his side, curling up. he cupped his crotch in both hands, rolling around on the floor. "my nards, my naaaards!"
Growing Pains: Alex
"ahaha, right in the nards, alex, right in the nards!" "uhhhhhnn!" alex rocked from side to side, a few tears wetting his glasses. "my nards! uhhhhhn! awwww! you...you got 'em both!" that only made amanda laugh even harder. "good!
One life, One death
narde flickered by the other two and killed them without any hesitation at all. entranced by what narde said the man aimed at narde but lowered his aim and bowed in an honorary manner and walked off.
Heartbeat
You say it 'burr-nerd,' not 'burr-nard' ... most furs don't know that. i pronounce it a different way, and ... " "uh ... uh," dotna stammered, eyes darting. shake him, shake him! "there are some lovely flowers over there.
Don't Call Her Short
"oh, gods, my left nard! gods, awwww, aika, you really squished my left one that time!" "i wouldn't have squished any of them, if you'd just been nice to me!" aika giggled at the idea, still savoring her victory.
My Personal Fursona Chap ???
Stay down unless you want another kick in the nards." she smirked as the panther stood up. "oh? something you want to say cub?" said brina. nicholas raised his head and looked at the vixen. "you die bitch!" he let out a monstrous growl.
Breathing Shadow
"according to her instructor, miss nard here never returned from using the restroom," veness said. "they couldn't find her so they reported her missing, and then she turned up unconscious outside her classroom hours later."
The Grin Paws - Chapter 3: The Grin's Fate
"hey 'nard, have you found anything else that's useful on that mythipedia website?" the lizard shook his head.
The Grin Paws - Chapter 1: The Grin Becomes Ye
"seriously, guy, to each their own...but i like my bare paws on the open road...just feels more real...but maybe boque, and 'nard and i are the more freaky ones..." he winked and the other two shoeless soniqians snickered.
Changing Places. Chapter Three.
“i’d kick you in the nards if i wasn’t afraid of you dropping me.” simeon glared back. “how about i just throw you instead?” ajax smile spread over his face at the look simeon gave him. “wait, what?”