Pranked
_This story was written as a commission for MicahDobie of Fur Affinity. The original request I was given was to write a "role-reversal where a large doberman teases a house cat who happens to be a witch who shrinks him slowly and teases him making him...
mister douchebag song i think?
I fell in love with this guy i thought he was really nice but then when i known he got his tan for a can i known i was doomed and i was right we went though 3 weeks of romcance and he brytraded me he lied to me hes a douchebag he always wanted me to suck
Doodle Stort: Wet Daydream
Besides, he really felt like this woman was the one for him, and he wasn't going to screw this up, no matter how much of a douchebag he may be.
Grad-Bash Part 2
I wanted to ring his stupid, douchebag, shit-faced neck (so did sera and i knew she'd probably go through with it if i didn't plead her not to). then we just talked and...well, here we are. was he...was he doing it again? would he?
Digimon Darkness
Terriermon: squiggle lemme go you douchebag! i dashed to the counter! wyatt: here! i want to adopt him. hippie clerk: a rabbit? i thought you wanted a dog! wyatt no questions! just give him to me! hippie clerk: ok!
Inner Light - 01: Unexpected Chains Of Events
He is with the douchebag... somehow that makes me angrier. "and who in the zero fucks i give are you, fleshbag?"
Laws and Regulations: Ch 6
If i found something else that proved allen's uncle is a lying douchebag, i could send his ass to jail and _still_ give the pokemon to that weirdo with the cane. ...i glanced at the clock as i thought it over. **1:45 a.m.** ...it's perfect timing
Gap Year: Coming Out
"jake, honey, he's so much better than that douchebag you were dating before." i spat my water out as i took a sip, laughing hysterically at his mom. "cuter too," she concluded.
Silent Inquisition (Act1, Book2, Chapter2)
So, the way i see things, those douchebags deserved to die." "karla..." "look, i'd rather not talk about this. i'll get upset all over again. so, about this woman - sinopa."
The Top-Secret at Temra-Chapter 2
Shawn turned to both of us and asked, "what did those douchebags want?" i answered, strolling over to get my board still leaned against the barrier, "just as you say, being douchebags, picking on me. the usual."
Hausfrau
Was some douchebag viral video star going to jump out from behind a bush? still, whatever it was, it was free music and felix wasn't the kind of cat to refuse that. and it's not like giving it a listen would hurt him.
Muscle Camp - Chapter 1: Meet Mike
Man, i can't believe i toughed it out for four years; but hey now that i'm out, there's no more putting up with jock douchebags, emo drama, popularity contests and most of all, no more putting up with jock douchebags.
Jamie vs Ajax [Submission Spar]
I mean, i just try not to be a douchebag, at least outside of the ring, anyway." "never have i thought differently." the coyote got up and rubbed a paw on jamie's head, slowly bringing his head close to his chest.