La Tramuntana - Chapter 2

“yeah, and catalan, a little” and i thought about what it meant. catalan and northern spanish were both similar but so different. northern spanish seemed to have an almost identical grammar to spanish. catalan didn't.

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La Tramuntana - Chapter 5

- and then it gets even weirder on the catalan server where everyone is expected to be able to read english and catalan but not so much spanish so then there's en even weirder ad-hoc creole that someone could go make... imagine catalan clitics but attached

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The Northern Spanish dictionary

(as a cry of distress) [ltp2] - ¡ **fokours** (catalan socors, “help!”) - _ayuda!_ - help!

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The Jackal's Fortune

I suppose i was looking for a taste of home," the catalan sheepdog said as he eyed the menu and frank eyed him. "and where is that?" frank asked. the catalan looked up.

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La Tramuntana - Chapter 3

Take the northern spanish “fekorrer" and turn it into the catalan verb “socórrer". replace the “-er" with “-e", which strangely, produces the same result in both languages.

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La Tramuntana - Chapter 9

**stay tuned for part 10** * * * some notes: - the stage show here is inspired by that day i went to some magic show and the magician was just spitting catalan and i understood barely anything :))) i should probably go learn catalan instead of writing novels

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La Tramuntana - Chapter 6

_i understand… “koyons” is a catalan word._ “¡nakare! me entiendas, que mal!!!”, said the clerk, pouring sarcasm like fuel onto a fire. _·$/(")! you understand me, how horrible!_ and onista stared at nosotros. wait fuck, my brain is in modo bilingual.

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Changsday, Dienstag, 17. August XXXX

Ich bin ein esel und zwar mit einiger wahrscheinlichkeit poitou oder catalan. he, ein esel, die mochte ich schon früher. als kind habe ich sie mir als mein wappentier erwählt. also gut, rasse ist geklärt.

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La Tramuntana - Chapter 7

So, i found a dish i liked, something catalan…? “hey, the ‘french’ restaurant took not only the language but the dishes from catalonia!”, i joked. anista glared at me, almost bearing her teeth in the most unladylike way. onista chuckled.

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Indebted - Part 6 (SFW Version)

. - new words: - "feptentrio" comes from latin “septentrio", meaning “northerly", appropiated to “north" - “tramuntana", comes from catalan “tramuntana", meaning “north".

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Alexander's Accounts - Chapter 20

Estació nord has a bunch of litter and pickpockets, but there’s a nice library near it where i read about stuff in catalan and spanish. reverse culture shock is no joke!

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Gesshru Chapter 3

Somni in catalan. my body was still and my right hand stung in multiple places along the index finger and over the knuckles. do you know what it feels like when skin thin enough to press directly against a bone goes numb?

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