Just Once: Time for an Awkward Coffee Shop Date
Hearing about the very useful applications of sexual self-objectification and promiscuity in a workplace full of people who find you sexually attractive, albus finally realized that he already had an easy way to get even more money and even more
Unlocked
Xyln saw the chance and decided to take it. Habiel wasn't probably going to come back to the living room in a few minutes, and that left him plenty of time to fulfill his purpose. Glancing at the kitchen, where the voice of the dracolynx could be...
The Table is Adjourned
The morning is proceeding as normal, and he's just about to head out for work, when it becomes apparent that their daughter hasn't come home from the party last night. Events then follow a predictable path in which they call all her friends, or at...
Stolen Gadgets
"Gadget, you okay up here, we haven't seen you since yesterday!" Chip called, entering the inventive mouse's workshop. She woke with a start, having been napping at her desk, plans and strange materials lying around. "Ugh, h-hey Chip, oh is it...
Still Life
Although it would've probably been considered a controversial approach to therapy at best by a lot of his peers, after having given it some thought, Mandrake had decided that it could've been a great idea to bring Diaz to the Bolgia. Then again, most...
The Tortoise and the Hare
Rakim felt a cold bead of sweat dripping down his back. "Feel your 'sins crawling down your back,' buddy?" The bat looked up at her, mouth agape. "Huh?" The hare winked at him. "Relax, I'm just kidding around. Good luck, man!" she chirped. ...
The Item, Appraised
**_The Item, Appraised_** "We made quite the chunk of change tonight," said a vulture, who was clad in a black three piece suit. The night's profit was stacked neatly on his desk; he had just finished running the numbers. He flashed a grin and...
The Master's Tools
"Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things." (Terry Pratchett) "So these robot masters," Fran's roommate had asked her as she'd been playing Mega Man, "they're supposed to have been built to do just this one job, right?" The jackal had...