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Elevators by Alpha Wolfio

To ascend or descend? That is the inquiry Once it stops on your floor You better scurry Fit one, then two, then three more If only there were several elevators galore This one is broken This one is stuck Now there's no line Quite the...

Ascend, Convention, Descend, Elevator, Fursuit, Hotel, Inquiry, Scurry, Stuck, Up, down, furry, question

Meleagris by Alpha Wolfio

There is a country with the same name as a type of meat and an animal. Do you know what it is? You eat it on Thanksgiving, Christmas, or every day for lunch. What is it? It is a country that used to be the Byzantine Empire. What are you...

Bird, Byzantine Empire, Christmas, Poem, Thanksgiving, country, meat, turkey

Pachydermophobia by Alpha Wolfio

Fear of tradition Fear of growth Fear of security Fear of destroying the left

Fear, Growth, Poem, Republican, Security, The Left

Equinophobia by Alpha Wolfio

Fear of fairness Fear of affordability Fear of reforming Fear of safe environments

Democrat, Donkey, Equine, Fear, Poem, Political

The Lyin’ Lion named Lyon by Alpha Wolfio

In the savanna lived a lion His name was Lyon He loved lyin' But not as much as laying in the sun That was a lie

Big Cat, Cat, Feline, Lion, Love, Lyon, Poem, lying, savanna

Fursuit Problems by Alpha Wolfio

What do you mean that there's a delay? What do you mean it costs 5k? What do you mean it is not the right color? What do you mean it looks like another? What do you mean it got lost in shipping? What do you mean that the fabric is...

Cost, Cute, Expensive, Fursona, Fursuit, Poem, Stole, You, clothing, color, fabric, maker, mean, what

The Plot by Alpha Wolfio

The Plot to Deceive the Raccoons While Their Trash gets Burned into Ashes and is no Longer Enjoyable ... ... ... ... ... It's done.

Burn, Done, Plot Development, Raccoon, Trash, ashes, enjoyable, plot

Trotting in the Snow by Alpha Wolfio

The horse, neigh, the Equus ferus caballus, trotted through the snow for all to know that they have a beautiful mane, that makes the crowd go insane.

Equine, Equus, Horse, Snow, Trotting, insane, mane, neigh

I Hate Dogs Haiku by Alpha Wolfio

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow, "Bark," meow meow meow meow meow meow

Canine, Feline, Short, bark, haiku, meow

New Dawn: Part 1 by Alpha Wolfio

Alexandru rolled over in his bed, stretching his arms over his head as the sun hit his face. He quickly got up, trampling over the clothes he left on the floor. They were dirty from working in the metal factory, so he had not cleaned them yet....

Adventure, Alexandru, Alternate Society, Andreea, Black, Blue, Caravan, Character Development, City, Corruption, Daughter, Dystopia, Eyes, Family, Father, Fear, Gray, Green, Intro, King, Kingdom of New Victoria, Korol, Majhen, Mother, New Dawn, Paw, Paws, Pink, Plot Development, Pokemon, Political, Princess, Red, Short Story, Silvia, Sword, Sylveon, Zals, baker, castle, guards

Sergeant Aleksander’s Backstory by Alpha Wolfio

In the land-locked country of Estavnia, Aleksander B?rzi?š was born in the year 2001. He was born to Keert and Abolins B?rzi?š, dark red and pink Leafeon, respectively. Leafeons are small, semi-feral canines with colored leaves on their ears and tails....

Action, Armor, Battalion, Battle, Centureon, Character Development, Classroom, Club, Conquest, Destruction, Discipline, Ears, Estvania, Eyes, Family, Father, Fight, Fighting, Forest, Gun, Guns, Introduction, Jolteon, King, Knight, Kriegsland, Male, Military, Modern, Mother, Pink, Pokemon, Political, Red, School, Sergeant, Sky, Son, Speciesism, Stoland, Story, Student, Tail, Third Person, Umbreon, Uniform, Vaporeon, Warrior, Wispeon, aleksander, glaceon, leafeon, private, resistance, tactical

Bowser's Feeding Frenzy by Alpha Wolfio

One gloomy day in the Koopa Kingdom, Bowser was sitting on his golden throne, bored as ever. "Ugh," Bowser grunted, resting his head on his hand. "Magikoopa has yet to come up with a scheme to stop Mario during the Festival of Plumbers."...

Anthro, Anthropomorphic, Authority, Belly, Black, Bound, Bowser, Breakfast, Brown, Captivity, Chocolate, Cooking, Digestion, Donut, Fanfiction, Fat, Fatfur, Fatty, Feeding, Food, Forced, Gold, Green, Hoodie, Hypnosis, King, Koopa, Laugh, Magic, Magikoopa, Male, Multiple Species, Obese, Paw, Paws, Pink, Plump, Red, Restrain, Short, Short Story, SoFurry, Story, Swallowing, Teeth, Turtle, Uniform, Various Species, Video Games, Weight Gain, White, Yellow, Yoshi, cake, castle, dinner, ice cream, lunch, meal, pizza, year